fenton Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 So, I've been in China for a month, it's fucking hilarious. Everyone should move here, it smells and the girls are all really hot, even the ugly ones have hot bodies and life is just one big haze of people watching and cheap bling. Anyone else out here? I'm starting to get bored of doing ketamine in my hotel room, getting drunk and debating with prostitutes. Where's the IDM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Echo Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Go hang out with lumpenprol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 lumpenprol is in shanghai. He shares your proclivity for prostitutes. Are you on the mainland? where did you get the K? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 Drug Dealers sell drugs. My mate's girlfriend's friend is going out on a 'blind date' with me, for some reason. I didn't arrange it but it seems customary and I like awkward situations, I have to pay her £10 just in case she doesn't like me. Every girl is a hooker. You can swap sex for KFC. Oh well, beats shagging Western girls which is all I have been doing. IDM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 I'm in Guangzhou btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 is K legal in China? the closest place around here you can still buy it on a store shelve in tijuana, but the last 2 times i bought it there it was really weak ketamine much more diluted than the stuff i've bought on the street before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Oh just cause in my experience it was really easy to get stuff in Taipei, but not so much in Shanghai. Maybe I just wasn't looking hard enough/didn't know the right people. What are you doing in Guangzhou? I heard it's a real shithole of a city, like Edmonton, or Liverpool. And KFC for sex? so birds for birds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 It's a fucking dive. I love it. Going to Indonesia via Macau in a couple though for xmas and new year. Drug dealers seem to flock to me, plus I have a few mates out here so it's not difficult. Although we seem to score in every shithole town or beach paradise we go to. I am supposed to be out here to detox a bit. There are photoshoots outside the hostel, loads of fit girls. It's not a bad place to be. Still I dunno where to find some good rave/club/music. [?] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 lol...I suppose coming from the UK you might find loads of fit ladies. But then you'll start getting some standards... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 Indeed. Right now though, it's exciting and new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Oh just cause in my experience it was really easy to get stuff in Taipei, but not so much in Shanghai. Maybe I just wasn't looking hard enough/didn't know the right people. What are you doing in Guangzhou? I heard it's a real shithole of a city, like Edmonton, or Liverpool. And KFC for sex? so birds for birds? Excuse me Mr! As an upstanding citizen of Liverpool i'd like to state that while there are run down parts of Liverpool, there are plenty of really nice parts of Liverpool. Whereas there are plenty of other places in the UK which don't even have that, so no need to pick on Liverpool just because we are well known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Well there seems to be more of a variety of facial features for white people. The average Asian face is more attractive imo and that's probably because there's less scope for them to be spazzy faced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Oh just cause in my experience it was really easy to get stuff in Taipei, but not so much in Shanghai. Maybe I just wasn't looking hard enough/didn't know the right people. What are you doing in Guangzhou? I heard it's a real shithole of a city, like Edmonton, or Liverpool. And KFC for sex? so birds for birds? Excuse me Mr! As an upstanding citizen of Liverpool i'd like to state that while there are run down parts of Liverpool, there are plenty of really nice parts of Liverpool. Whereas there are plenty of other places in the UK which don't even have that, so no need to pick on Liverpool just because we are well known. Sorry, did I just say Liverpool? I should have said UK, barring some bits in Cornwall. Could be worse though, you could be in Canada. Except for Vancouver Island, which is lovely but boring as fuck. Well there seems to be more of a variety of facial features for white people. The average Asian face is more attractive imo and that's probably because there's less scope for them to be spazzy faced. bzzt. incorrect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Out of curiousity Chen, where have you been in the UK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 i saw the thread title and your name and my 1st thought was "i wonder if he's found any K over there" first post answered my question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 bzzt. incorrect. Don't tase me bro. Just my opinion - could be wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Oh just cause in my experience it was really easy to get stuff in Taipei, but not so much in Shanghai. Maybe I just wasn't looking hard enough/didn't know the right people. What are you doing in Guangzhou? I heard it's a real shithole of a city, like Edmonton, or Liverpool. And KFC for sex? so birds for birds? Fuck you, motherfucker P.S - please dont ban me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Out of curiousity Chen, where have you been in the UK? Most of the big cities, London, Manchester, Liverpool, Newcastle, Middlesborough, Leicester...lived for a year in Cornwall, near Padstow. Oh just cause in my experience it was really easy to get stuff in Taipei, but not so much in Shanghai. Maybe I just wasn't looking hard enough/didn't know the right people. What are you doing in Guangzhou? I heard it's a real shithole of a city, like Edmonton, or Liverpool. And KFC for sex? so birds for birds? Fuck you, motherfucker P.S - please dont ban me.. I was born and lived the first 22 years of my life in Edmonton, so I know of what I speak. Edmonton is a shithole, a cultural backwater. Which for some strange reason produced some excellent punk (SNFU, the smalls, and a very decent local punk scene). But it's still a shithole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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