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I picked it up right away but I'm pissed. It opened and fell face down. Put it back on the plate and it's sitting next to me, I don't want to eat it. I'm at work, people are dirty and messy. Who knows what's on my sandwich now.

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Thats nasty, I condole. I hate when that happens. Every way you look at it, it just ain't the same sandwich after it's been dropped. I'd use it as a missile so at least you get som fun out of it. And buy a new one to eat.

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Thats nasty, I condole. I hate when that happens. Every way you look at it, it just ain't the same sandwich after it's been dropped. I'd use it as a missile so at least you get som fun out of it. And buy a new one to eat.

Really, it's just not the same. It's still sitting there. I made it, too. Had it in the toaster oven to melt the cheese and all. It was basically free, and I used up the last of my turkey and cheese for it. So it's either I eat it, or I go buy something better.

 

when food gets ruined, the only way to fix it is to go buy some even better food.

 

drop your sandwich? order a pizza.

Had pizza for dinner the last two nights, I've been craving Indian food. It's already quite late for lunch and I have tons of work to do, though.

 

-btw I'll be replying to your pm soon, like you I procrastinate haha

Haha no worries, nothing urgent.

 

I'm hungray! :wacko:

 

if this makes you feel any better i bought a torpedo sub @ quizno's today, turkey club, i didn't drop it on the ground, it was really good :pedobear:

I feel much better!

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Today I bought a frozen pizza. All the good pizzas were gone and I had to get a shit cheap pizza. It looked like a big shit piece of bread with a little bit of tomato and cheese on it, and then I read the box and it wasn't even cheese. CHEESE PIZZA WITH IMITATION CHEESE. Luckily I had some real cheese and some ham which I put on top of the shit pizza and transformed it into good pizza.

 

Another food story. On Tuesday I made a tuna sandwich, and I realised that the chinese guy I live with had left a tub of white powder on the table. I tasted it and sure enough it was MSG. So I put a bunch of it in one of the sandwiches and I think it might have been a little bit more delicious.

 

Food.

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I picked it up right away but I'm pissed. It opened and fell face down. Put it back on the plate and it's sitting next to me, I don't want to eat it. I'm at work, people are dirty and messy. Who knows what's on my sandwich now.

It's a good thing you didn't eat it because last night I broke into your house with a bucket full of cum and a mop and I spread an indetectibly thin layer of my semen all over your floor.

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getting food messed up REALLY pisses me off, more than just about anything in my day typically. it's like, i was really looking forward to something tasty, and then it's gone

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he was at work

:cisfor:

 

Another food story. On Tuesday I made a tuna sandwich, and I realised that the chinese guy I live with had left a tub of white powder on the table. I tasted it and sure enough it was MSG. So I put a bunch of it in one of the sandwiches and I think it might have been a little bit more delicious.

 

Food.

Eww...can't believe people actually use MSG in their homes.

 

Chinese.

 

One time I was at a Mongolian restaurant (for those that don't know, it's like a buffet with raw meat, veggies and shit that you pile on your plate and they stir-fry for you) and I saw this yellow powder thinking it was some sort of seasoning (well, it was) and put a bit too much on top of my stuff before handing it to the stir-fryer. Then when I was eating I said this was really salty and my girlfriend said dumbass, that was MSG. Oops. Last time I got Chinese take-out I got a headache from that shit.

 

One other time my ex-girlfriend baked a frozen pizza and when she took it out she realized she had left the cardboard underneath. She cussed and immediately threw it in the trash. WTF?! :ohmy: There went my dinner.

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Man, I really need a sandwich. And now that someone metioned KFC I would fucking love some KFC.

 

Another food story. On Tuesday I made a tuna sandwich, and I realised that the chinese guy I live with had left a tub of white powder on the table. I tasted it and sure enough it was MSG. So I put a bunch of it in one of the sandwiches and I think it might have been a little bit more delicious.Food.

 

Mmmmmmmh cancer.

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