Guest Yegg Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I think the American-born Viet girls are a little less insane. My friend recently broke up with one and she stuck a Snickers bar in the gas-tank of his parents car for every month they had been together, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 29, 2009 Author Share Posted December 29, 2009 i can't really lose then. im pretty sure she's american born...she was wearing the not-overly gaudy pink sweat/hoodie thing and some nerdy designer glasses.....from my experience foreign born younger ladies appear to be ridiculously stuck up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I think the American-born Viet girls are a little less insane. My friend recently broke up with one and she stuck a Snickers bar in the gas-tank of his parents car for every month they had been together, lol. i've done that tbh. Some things are universal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 29, 2009 Author Share Posted December 29, 2009 if you date rambo, you know there's gonna be some hurt somewhere down the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 were snickers ever called marathons in the US? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 bring a water bottle filled with sperm and teach her to pour it down her back and slap herself on the ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 29, 2009 Author Share Posted December 29, 2009 no. i will smack the ass. i run the sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 your hands should be busy on the video camera and cigar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 that's ok, wikipedia always hears my cries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 right now you're michael j fox in casualties of war. you need to be sean penn. be sean penn in casualties of war. stop shaking, take control and kidnap that bitch and make her your sex slave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 don't listen to him. be michael j. fox in teen wolf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 be a man get it done soldier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 29, 2009 Author Share Posted December 29, 2009 sex slaves are pretty sweet. i have been told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I see nothing wrong with this scenario apart from you apparently being homosexual LOL If you don't want a girl's attention, a "fistfull of dollars" usually does the job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 i don't like my skrimps lookin' at me when i eat them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Sensi Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 be a man get it done soldier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Next time you're there start yelling at her "Five dolla! five dolla! I give you five dolla, you love me long time OK!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Next time you're there start yelling at her "Five dolla! five dolla! I give you five dolla, you love me long time OK!" Surely that would be "five dorra! five dorra! you rove me rong time" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Next time you're there start yelling at her "Five dolla! five dolla! I give you five dolla, you love me long time OK!" Surely that would be "five dorra! five dorra! you rove me rong time" I don't know, I'm not a cheap asian whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Next time you're there start yelling at her "Five dolla! five dolla! I give you five dolla, you love me long time OK!" Surely that would be "five dorra! five dorra! you rove me rong time" I don't know, I'm not a cheap asian whore. Well we actually understand and speak perfect English, but the accent and general faulty grammar is a turn-on for most men. It's all show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 good lord i had a close one tonight. was eating at some viet place for some good pho, and i was used to be waited on by the lady that runs the front of house... what i didn't expect was apparently her daughter coming over to our table and making conversation "So, you like Vietnamese food?" "You worked in a hotel? Hmm...you will have to come back with some bottled water and show me how to pour it" add on that she's most likely underage, and you have an incredibly awkward, silent dinner full of anxiety, and pent up pure sexual rage Rather hot turkish girl at some kofke burger place i went to today, was lowering her upper body orientation to show off her perfect tits beautifully presented in her low cut top, at lunch today. I wanted to look more but her dad walked up and noticed me noticing his daughter's chest. Twas an awkward moment for both of us, but not the daughter for some reason. She kept right on teasing me. gah !! Her sister was ok as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Whatever you do, don't give her your number. Get hers instead. This is canon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Not with a mouthful of Sum Yung Guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Fuckin lol SR4 please, next time take her immediatley into the kitchen fill something up with water and pour it out into the sink, before you're finished she'll have your flies unzipped giving you head and you'll be handcuffed and charged for peadophilia within a few months. Struggling Vietnamese restaurant files lawsuit, gets money, continues to fund business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EDGEY Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 "You worked in a hotel? Hmm...you will have to come back with some bottled water and show me how to pour it" do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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