Guest Z_B_Z Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 i could be alone on this but i found this site to have some genuine lols. basically this woman blogs all the crazy shit her husband says in his sleep. and no i dont think its fake. some things are actually real. link some favorites - "They're not smile lines, they're stretch marks. Cock sucker." "Yes, I can get away with wearing leather chaps. Just not on a windy day." "I'd like to tell you what a wonderful person you are. But that would make me a septic gash of a cunt who quite frankly had no concept of right or wrong." "Oompa loompas don't sing in heaven. They tidy up the clouds." "Flap's on fire. Your flap's on fire! Chili in the vagiiiiina. I'm a bad bad boy." "Avocados? You can shove them up your ass as well." "Well if I'm the douchebag, you're the contents, Titfuck!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peaches Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 this is making me really fucking paranoid about sleeping in a non-soundproofed area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 i got a friend who always talks in his sleep, once he's in really deep sleep. if i stay the night at his house, i always hear weird shit about 3 in the morning. one time, he was saying something about parapalegics, horse jockeys, and large buckets. i laughed so hard, but i didn't want to wake him up. what really kicks ass is when it's really late, and he is laying on the floor falling asleep halfway thru a sentence. it'll instantly transition into something amazingly confusing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 on a related note: http://cryingwife.com/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_K4mAD8xnc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 theres something seriously wrong with that woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 That's like a classic sign of depression. Seriously. True story: I did tear up at the end of ROTJ when I first saw it, and oddly during return of the king when gandalf lights his stick thingy to chase away the nazgul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 i cried through most of UP. true story. i was actually quite like that woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow U Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 ZBZ you'd probably quite enjoy this record then: http://www.discogs.com/Dion-McGregor-Dreams-Again/release/783059 I seriously thought that was what this thread was about when I saw the title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Conor74 Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Wife told me about the sleep talking man thing. Gotta say it sounds like a huge load of cock to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 That's like a classic sign of depression. Seriously. can't really agree with you there. i've never read too much conclusive research on it that is connected with depression. I sleep talk almost every night to some degree, and sleep walk somewhat frequently. I have my anxieties to a point (but who doesn't), and I feel like it might be more connected to that, than depression. I certainly don't feel depressed. Regardless, I love sleep talking. I tend to dream pretty vividly, and having those sorts of connections to the dreams I have are just an added bonus, and something to ponder. I've recorded myself doing it before, but I need some kind of voice activated apparatus. edit* I am sure sleep talk COULD be activated, related to depression in some way, but I don't think it exactly pinpoints depression in a person. You will sleep talk if you eat a meatball sub before bed (and get fat), or go on a plane for eight hours etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 i think his statement about depression was meant for that crying star wars girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 i'm fascinated by somniloquy (sleeptalking), not from a scientific point of view, but of the crazy random ramblings it produces you should really check out Dion McGregor, he was quite something http://www.myspace.com/dionmcgregor http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dion_McGregor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 I cried several times at the end of Terminator 2 where Arnold goes into the molten metal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 i cried while reading this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Funny stuff ZBZ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest we_kill_soapscum Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 i cry during movies sometimes i cried during avatar but i was also going thru minor heroin withdrawal so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 on a related note: http://cryingwife.com/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_K4mAD8xnc Wow, that's not even fun. That's depressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 That's like a classic sign of depression. Seriously. can't really agree with you there. i've never read too much conclusive research on it that is connected with depression. I sleep talk almost every night to some degree, and sleep walk somewhat frequently. I have my anxieties to a point (but who doesn't), and I feel like it might be more connected to that, than depression. I certainly don't feel depressed. Regardless, I love sleep talking. I tend to dream pretty vividly, and having those sorts of connections to the dreams I have are just an added bonus, and something to ponder. I've recorded myself doing it before, but I need some kind of voice activated apparatus. edit* I am sure sleep talk COULD be activated, related to depression in some way, but I don't think it exactly pinpoints depression in a person. You will sleep talk if you eat a meatball sub before bed (and get fat), or go on a plane for eight hours etc. wot I meant the sobbing at the end of every movie. Having a film stir up an emotion is one thing, but bawling like that about Star Wars tells me it's not really about Star Wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 you know, i have only heard of sleep talking in men. i wonder if there's a connection with that, like the increased rates of color blindness in men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 there's a faq on the crying wife site. you know, i have only heard of sleep talking in men. i wonder if there's a connection with that, like the increased rates of color blindness in men. my sister sleeps talks a lot. so no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 on a related note: http://cryingwife.com/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_K4mAD8xnc i don't have the heart to laugh at this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 oh cmon guys....its so adorable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 that's either a fake video or that guy is getting famous for exploiting his mentally ill girlfriend if the latter, megalol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 on a related note: http://cryingwife.com/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_K4mAD8xnc he should show her dancer in the dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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