triachus Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 http://www.inquisitr.com/59472/millions-of-extra-sites-to-be-censorsed-as-australian-gov-bans-small-breasts-female-ejaculation/ Any pretense from the Australian Government that its proposed internet filter will not extend to millions of sites has died with news that the Government has banned small breasts and female ejaculation in adult material. The ban (RC) on small breasted women in adult publications has been made by the Australian Classification Board allegedly on the grounds that such images could be construed as child pornography, even where those publications comply with American law and keep certification that performers are over 18. Female ejaculation has been banned on the incredible grounds that “the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines” and/or “Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.” Notably here male ejaculation is completely legal under the same guidelines, attracting an X rating in Australia. The Australian Sex Party argues that “There are over one million sites featuring female ejaculation and for Australia to be banning depictions and discussion of this important issue, takes us back into the Victorian era where they didn’t even believe that women could have orgasms.” Millions though doesn’t start to get close to the number of sites that could potentially be banned with this change. Under Australian law, any site linking to a site that has been refused classification is also refused classification, so something as simple as a series of swapped links on a porn site which shows neither small breasts or female ejaculation would be banned. Then if it’s a general site with one small breasted performer, out comes the ban hammer as well, and that takes us to tens of millions of adult sites. The addition of so many sites makes a mockery of the filtering trial undertaken last year, that only considered the ACMA Blacklist in one example, and a filtered list of tens of thousands of sites. Notably the second broader test showed internet speeds did slow down relative to the number of sites to be filtered; take that out to the millions or tens of million and the proposed National Broadband Network will be Dialup Plus vs anything the Government is promising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 how small is small? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 welcome to the death of the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 They should arrest anyone whose wife or girlfriend has small boobs as they're clearly a paedophile. I mean that's what paedophilia is, it's just a preference for small boobs. Presumably they're going to ban any depictions of small boobs in art too. Bearing in mind that prior to the latter half of the 20th cebtury archetypal female beauty has predominantly been depicted as wide hips and small boobs, that's an awful lot of art they will have to ban. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 australia's gone fucking mental and they need to fucking sort that shit out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 We gotta be careful in the nice tits thread, or our australian members could no longer browse the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 US UK AND AUSTRALIA in a three way contest to outspaz each other, it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 I think female ejaculation should be banned until someone figures out where that stuff is coming from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 I think female ejaculation should be banned until someone figures out where that stuff is coming from It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Wow Australia ceases to amaze me. First Video Games, now this? IDK, maybe if I lived in Australia I'd be banging real chicks and this wouldn't matter to me as much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 I think female ejaculation should be banned until someone figures out where that stuff is coming from It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time. Whatever it is, it's not pee...Stupid Aussies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 I think female ejaculation should be banned until someone figures out where that stuff is coming from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skene's_gland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 ^ its more complicated than that I think female ejaculation should be banned until someone figures out where that stuff is coming from It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time. Whatever it is, it's not pee...Stupid Aussies. It might be pee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 It's pee and spice. I'm surprised at people's reactions to Australia's policies. It's an island whose current society was founded by criminals and mental patients. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 ^ its more complicated than that I think female ejaculation should be banned until someone figures out where that stuff is coming from It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time. Whatever it is, it's not pee...Stupid Aussies. It might be pee it's not pee. it might have components of it, but it's not women pissing themselves from pleasure, trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 It's pee and spice. I'm surprised at people's reactions to Australia's policies. It's an island whose current society was founded by criminals and mental patients. I think you could trace most societies back to those two highly influential groups Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 It's not pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 so is there an official minimum cup size or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 the future of the internet is at stake and all anyone wants to talk about is female ejaculate. goddamn unicorns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 this is kind of ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 im actually genuinely shocked about the small boob thing. thats incredulous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 thats incredulous. it's unbelievabling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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