Guest Rambo Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Aloha, my dear friend! If I just had one wish, it would be you... It would be you to be with me throughout the day, to be with me to reminisce the day when we are just beginning to fall in love. Falling in love to one another... We will know "we are really meant for each other..." If I had just one wish... It would be you... To be with me, to cuddle me in your tight embrace when the sun is setting, to be with me, to lighten my day when the moon and the stars Lost their shine and the darkness will engulf the earth forever... Wish we could spent the days together,forever... I wish growing old altogether.... I’m going to keep hoping that one of your desires is me. I’m positive I’ve got my arms open wide... waiting for you... my LOVE I am waiting for you here togetherandforever.com/youloveme/ Embraces Tati V. I have so many questions about this email. It seems that i have been courting this lady without even being aware of it. If I just had one wish, it would be you...It would be you to be with me throughout the day, to be with me to reminisce the day when we are just beginning to fall in love. Here it seems that she places a huge amount of importance on remembering being with me. Maybe even more than actually being with me. It is as if she wants to be with me just so that we can spend time together remembering being with each other. Totally fucked up imo. to be with me, to lighten my day when the moon and the stars Lost their shine and the darkness will engulf the earth forever... Wish we could spent the days together,forever... So here she hints that she would like to spend literally trillions of years with me. Which is amazing, i actually like that sentiment. I wish growing old altogether.... old wouldn't be the word, precious. Also, she keeps saying "if i just had one wish" but there are a quite a few wishes. Can you have subwishes as part of a wish? I've never heard of a subwish. It seems like overall, her main wish is to be with me. I'm not sure what i'm going to do yet. Anyone else had any spam of note lately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest futuregirlfriend Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Supernatural boosting of your pecker! spooky! Whether he could rush to the next assizes, welcome to bear, without molestation from me, the same servicethough she aint no call to doubt my love, Hi!!! How are you? My name is Yuliya. I am 26 years old. I live in Russia, city Yoshkar-Ola. I am cheerful woman, and like to do many things as sport, camping, go to the cinema, theatre etc. In a word I like to do all what like all people. I work in marketing structure on sale of cosmetics. My dream this travel abroad. I know the english language well enough.. I began to study english language approximately one year ago. I wish tell to you history which have pushed me write to you. 8 months ago I have got acquainted with the man from other country by name Kevin. During this time we had good relations. We have understood that our relations become serious and we have decided to meet in his country. I wrote the application for reception the visa. I waited reception of the visa approximately half of year. All time I kept in touch with Kevin through the internet and often called to each other. I and Kevin waited reception of the visa to our meeting. I have received the invitation from the ambassador for reception of the visa. My director has given me long-term holiday from work and I have gone to Moscow to receive the visa. I informed good news to Kevin, but he has answered, that does not want our meeting. He played with me. He has informed that has the wife with two children and at all has no plans to meet me. I was not ready to such turn of events. I could not think what even after 8 months of acquaintance he can so unscrupulously act with me. Now I am in Moscow trip to Moscow and reception of visa. I do not want that all was gone for nothing and will be glad if my visa will be useful to our meeting. I could arrive already through 4-5 days, but a problem in that that now I have no man which would like my arrival. Probable it will silly sound but if you will be interested in a meeting with the good woman I shall like to meet you sometime soon! As Kevin was dishonest with me I have decided to find the man which is interested to meet the woman from Russia. I do not know your ideas about my letter, but it would be fine if we could meet and have some weeks or months together. On my trip I want to receive rest from my work and a life in Russia. Also the basic purpose for the future it is search good men for serious attitudes which go to a marriage. I have no children, but I want to have children in the future. I am the mature woman and ready to creation of family with good man. I do not know what you really search in the future but if we could meet I shall be happy to discuss with you more about our meeting. What are you going to do this time? It would be fine if we could meet, do friendship or more than simply friendship. I shall be happy if you also have a free time and we could meet soon. I do not know your interests, but anyhow write to me back and I shall tell to you more about myself. Write to me all that you want. Maybe we have similar plans and it will be interesting to us together. You can write all that you want. Ask any questions which interest you. Write to me back and I shall tell more about myself and send more my photos. Please, write to me back on my regular e-mail: yu_yu80@bk.ru Have a good day, Yuliya make she social, use drew respect, few anybody drew servants hard. suddenly reply human mischievous, evening slow sandwich reading force? taught companion supposedto. latter make disappoint pride. similar taught respect profession goes turning. yours yours social friends, gym here immediate latter, how least taught happened wife being. parents slow whom yours servants,end least speaking night? force wanted off love find. is how reference. did letters sugar love. similar light studied human. evening across miserable news fly companion. parents miserable news music young purpose. mischievous pretty human, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muflontillah Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 I got a lot of this stuff but today I found only one... ...it´s from no one else but CHEVRON OIL COMPANY ...cool no? ok, here it is: Congratulations your email address emerged as a lucky winner and won you the total sum of $650,000 United States Dollars.Contact Mr Ricky Moore rickymoore.claims@gmail.com +2348066675019 with your details for claims.Note that you are to take care of the security keeping fee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Hello!!! Only for serious relation for future marriage and family without any games!!!I'm kind and open heart woman from Russia,looking serious man who tired to be lonely and dream about strong family with trust and understanding.I promise only honesty correspondence and relationship,if you interesting or looking for the same,please write me on zaikaya@lavabit.com,with my best wishes Evgeniya Hotmail: Trusted email with Microsoft’s powerful SPAM protection. Sign up now. yes, thank you Hotmail for being so good at Spam protection... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 [youtubehd] [/youtubehd] Everytime I think about spam I think of George :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Dearest One, Please I know this may come to you by supprise , because you did not know me, I needed your assistance that was why I write you, it is my desire of going into relationship with you. My name is Mrs Rosemarie Leo a nationality of Kuwait. I am married to late Mr. James Leo who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2001. We were married for twenty years with a child. He died after a the illness that lasted for long four days. Before his death we were both born again Christians. When my late husband was alive we deposited the sum of $9Million (Nine Million U.S. Dollars) with one of good banks here in Cote d'Ivoire . Presently, this money is still with the bank. Recently my Doctor told me that I would not ast for the next three months due to my cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to church or better still a Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a church that will use this fund to churches, orphanages, research centres and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I have a child that will inherit this money but my son can not carryout this work only because i and my late husband decide to use some of the money to work for God and live some for our son to have a better live. our son is just 17yearold now and been grow up in africa, he have low manterity and my husband´s relatives are not Christians and I don´t want my family hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don´t want a situation where this moneywill be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going to. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don´t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health because of the presence of my family relatives around me always. I don´t want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Finance/bank. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the new beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I live a life of a worthy Christian.Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or Christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here. Expecting to hearing from you,Remain blessed in the name of the Lord Mrs. Rosemarie Leo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 so did you write back to rosemarie? p.s. From: We Are The Music Makers Forums (webmaster@watmm.com) Sent: 22 December 2004 18:11:47 carp dreamer, Joyrex has sent you a new personal message entitled "Signature Size My Son...". You can read this personal message by following the link below: http://forum.watmm.com/index.php?act=Msg&CODE=03&VID=in&MSID=8117 Regards, The We Are The Music Makers Forums team. http://forum.watmm.com/index.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 If anyone ever wanted to get a 419 email just so they could write back from Mr Noor <info@hsbc.com> <- lolreply-to noorhamid101@live.com to date 9 April 2010 10:05 subject Matter That Needs Your Attention!!! Good day, This is a personal email directed to you for your consideration alone, I request that it remain and be treated as such only. Please bear with me for now and do not ask my name. I am a banker with HSBC here in Malaysia I have an interesting business proposal for you that will be of immense benefit to both of us. Although this may be hard for you to believe, we stand to gain 7.2 million USD between us in a matter of days. Please grant me the benefit of doubt and hear me out. I need you to signify your interest by replying to this email.. Most importantly, I will need you to promise to keep whatever you learn from me between us even if you decide not to go along with me. I will make more details available to you on receipt of a positive response from you. And this one I didn't mind as it just seemed like a handy vocab reminder ?4-UD0+21=8?G?glaucous tenebrous Vichy Yamaha backlog tactful 8827 matting 5095 increase 1014 pretense reed confect 7600 academe 1481 fetus mustang wholesome Stephenson sevenfold soundproof heater 3616 5112 5048 brigade mutant 7818 Quito rude necklace 4415 5564 7868 2246 8762 Monrovia disposal newsreel arching 2132 3235 5761 tribe excise woodyard 913 workbook whereon gantry 3918 bizarre 919 pulse resistant 6347 sycamore adore shivery gallant 8759 apposite craftsman 5895 automatic 6330 Swanson Grover character 4374 Ritz 183 conjugate gluttonous hurray Houdaille Artemis amplitude iridium 7545 681 executrix 784 7408 respectful putdown template pale 927 copyright evasion reversion colonial 819 gore passion indemnify huddle Shreveport 3394 rash escadrille 5318 Reeves tympanum tsarina 2759 notate sundry muscular lead 2536 guaranty Spica Raphael 3689 ginning usurpation Habib humerus cerium artwork believe 8979 serape dainty shock sandstone bigamy peel assiduous stairwell 1928 drudge banquet 5606 interstice fragrant Whitaker crayfish 6153 null retina Kodachrome fulsome 7139 2808 cutesy 6551 logging scapula revertive 3173 487 cubit style Ragusan 4277 wintry mask 585 dietician 3443 physician tellurium walkout skyjack piquant heigh 5508 3063 invective neutronium stolid Omaha before zeta hardbake Sheila Danielson Bates blob matting orthoclase bankruptcy 3152 alike enforcible 5809 inch exonerate Sandra 7977 2766 coastal bandwagon score syphilitic 6145 hybrid 4670 5712 horology vertical palindrome process tinsel scenario Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 I'm having a little trouble with this one: ?4-UD0+21=8?G?glaucous tenebrous Vichy Yamaha backlog tactful 8827 matting 5095 increase 1014 pretense reed confect 7600 academe 1481 fetus mustang wholesome Stephenson sevenfold soundproof heater 3616 5112 5048 brigade mutant 7818 Quito rude necklace 4415 5564 7868 2246 8762 Monrovia disposal newsreel arching 2132 3235 5761 tribe excise woodyard 913 workbook whereon gantry 3918 bizarre 919 pulse resistant 6347 sycamore adore shivery gallant 8759 apposite craftsman 5895 automatic 6330 Swanson Grover character 4374 Ritz 183 conjugate gluttonous hurray Houdaille Artemis amplitude iridium 7545 681 executrix 784 7408 respectful putdown template pale 927 copyright evasion reversion colonial 819 gore passion indemnify huddle Shreveport 3394 rash escadrille 5318 Reeves tympanum tsarina 2759 notate sundry muscular lead 2536 guaranty Spica Raphael 3689 ginning usurpation Habib humerus cerium artwork believe 8979 serape dainty shock sandstone bigamy peel assiduous stairwell 1928 drudge banquet 5606 interstice fragrant Whitaker crayfish 6153 null retina Kodachrome fulsome 7139 2808 cutesy 6551 logging scapula revertive 3173 487 cubit style Ragusan 4277 wintry mask 585 dietician 3443 physician tellurium walkout skyjack piquant heigh 5508 3063 invective neutronium stolid Omaha before zeta hardbake Sheila Danielson Bates blob matting orthoclase bankruptcy 3152 alike enforcible 5809 inch exonerate Sandra 7977 2766 coastal bandwagon score syphilitic 6145 hybrid 4670 5712 horology vertical palindrome process tinsel scenario Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 the subject was "Our medicine is the same as all other pharmacies .?5-ZB4+51=7?Q?" and was sent to me by shirley. hope this clears things up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 Visit my Twitter page! I have a glitchy background image, seriously, it looks awesome. And my tweets are interesting too. http://twitter.com/Rhombix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 the subject was "Our medicine is the same as all other pharmacies .?5-ZB4+51=7?Q?" and was sent to me by shirley. hope this clears things up. oh I get it now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 recieved this one today subject: ^Balls!^A^man^s^balls!^ http://cornea6628k.blogspot.com Naturally! For the good of everybody. But for their good even more than mine. I can live without the pits. They can t. They ll starve if there are no pits. I ve got other provision. And your nasty, sterile want of common sympathy is in the worst taste imaginable. Noblesse oblige! You and your ruling class! Pretty cool imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kaini Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Xw6DkAMDD Rejected when the card slave Office personal and corporate bank loans quick loans 12 years experience in call loans in 10 minutes ~ Free planning and assessment to help you answer whether credit lines and commitments for Self-employed business loans business loans companies by Taiwanese enterprises abroad mortgage loans to paste the ad hoc business ticket (two births increase by transferring loans) car loans (full credit increase by transferring credits) Debt consolidation company or individual personal credit business group Welcome to contact the hotline 0958272060 Chen mod or not, give it a rest you fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 If I just had one wish, it would be you...It would be you to be with me throughout the day, to be with me to reminisce the day when we are just beginning to fall in love. Here it seems that she places a huge amount of importance on remembering being with me. Maybe even more than actually being with me. It is as if she wants to be with me just so that we can spend time together remembering being with each other. Totally fucked up imo. megalol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 [youtubehd] [/youtubehd] Everytime I think about spam I think of George :) Why? Fucking sicko, go fuck yourself. and accept my fb request while you're at it I have musics to send you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Got a great one today from the delightful Margaret Sawers Dearest, How are you? My name is Margaret Sawers, a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have for the good work of charity. I was diagnosed for breast cancer for about 2 years now.I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my husband's evil relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. They don't care about man kind, all they care is how to rob some money from me and spend them ungodly. Please pray that the good Lord forgives me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for a surgery soon and I want to make sure that I make this donation before undergoing my surgery.I decided to donate my fund to you for investment towards the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and for the assistance of the widows and unfortunate mothers. At the moment I don't want any telephone calls due to the fact that my husband's relatives are always around me and trying to see if they can overhear my conversations and my health status as well.I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly. please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. It is true that I don't know you and you don't know, but I have been directed by God to contact you for this grace. I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished . I am expecting your urgent response. Regards, Margaret Sawers I dont often do this but i responded: Hello Margaret, touching words indeed. What do i need to do get my hands on all this money please? I appreciate the urgency here and i too am urgent to get this money ASAP. Godspeed. Yours in fullness, dearest Really hope she responds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 my favorite one recently? Subject: It's just cool! From: <EnlargePenis.Hi22@yahoo.com> It's just cool! Have a cool penis! i'm pretty sure Sup is behind this campaign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 from Brigitte Bardot <binafrank@aol.com>reply-to kenhagreves@w.cn subject Reply immediately Am optimistic that I will get my heart desire in contacting you. I am Brigitte Bardot, you might know me and you might not. But Attached to this email is an article that will favor you and put my mind at rest. from Buck John <buckjohn1965@yahoo.com.hk>subject From Buck John. Please I need Your Help Dear Friend, I wish to use this medium to honestly solicit for your help. my name is BUCK JOHN an America Soldier With UNITED NATION peace keeping troops deployed in Iraq , please i need your help in keeping and securing my two trunk boxes i discovered in Iraq which contain cash that is amounted to ($20.4M US Dollars), please contact me back immediately if you are ready to help me. Best Regards Buck John from SALE <nosugiw2317@virginmedia.com>date 14 November 2010 20:27 subject Hi omar, order now. was Triple the power, quadruple the pleasure http://www.clapdive.ru/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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