J3FF3R00 Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 I've basically been shitting liquid every 10 minutes for the last 3 days, non stop. No other symptoms. Just spraying the bowl. I'm out of town on a job at the moment, too. Tomorrow, I'll be working outdoors all day on the beach and the closest toilet is an over-flown port-o-potty. This is gonna be interesting. Anyone have a tip on how to slow the runs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Capsaicin Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Eat stuff that will solidify your shit or drink so much water that the shit will turn into piss, which is a much more portable method of excretion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted April 20, 2010 Author Share Posted April 20, 2010 I don't have health insurance and I'm stuck on a beach until Thursday. Fffuuu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 I'm wondering what your job is. Surfing instructor? Clam digger? Sand castle builder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 could you not shit in the sea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ricky Downtown Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 I'm wondering what your job is. Surfing instructor? Clam digger? Sand castle builder? lifeguard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 could you not shit in the sea? Seemed to work for this guy. http://forum.watmm.com/topic/55443-he-mine-so-good/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 could you not shit in the sea? Seemed to work for this guy. http://forum.watmm.com/topic/55443-he-mine-so-good/ indeed, smart animal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 your case sounds serious—is something like pepto bismol too bushleague for your kind of problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted April 20, 2010 Author Share Posted April 20, 2010 I'm wondering what your job is. Surfing instructor? Clam digger? Sand castle builder? lifeguard? Videographer. I'm shooting a behind-the-scenes video for a fasion photo shoot. I can't call in sick because there are thousands of dollars on the line. I also won't be alone. Ugh. I've literally shit fluid 5-10 times since posting this. I hardly ate today to slow it down but then had a big dinner with the team. Mistake. It sounds like I have a gerbil with a plunger in my guts. I also hardly slept last night because I kept having to get up and hose with my anus. This fuckin fucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 You should go get an adult diaper. And some Pepto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 You need a pipe so you can pump the liquid straight into the nearest toilet some sort of clear, plastic tubing would work nicely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 wear dark pants if its not too hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 dude just call in sick. you've obviously got something wrong so you shouldn't be expected to work. it sounds like he needs the money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Immodium. Stat. Seriously. now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted April 20, 2010 Author Share Posted April 20, 2010 I can't call in sick unfortunately. I got the hotel to open up the store and bought some imodium and pepto and did a double dose. I hope to god this shit works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 good man. drink lots of water to replenish what you've lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Drink lots of clear liquids (mostly water), and drink some gatorade too. You're losing a (shit)ton of stuff your body needs if the spiggot ass is this bad. Avoid alcohol, milk, pig trotters, tobacco and anything too greasy. Rice, bananas, potatoes, and toast are good, but eat in small amounts until the trots start to subside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spittal Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 good man. drink lots of water to replenish what you've lost Listen to Snnneeeaaaakkk, He knows what he's talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 yah dewd sneaksta gets drippy explosivo spiggot ass all the time, his word on the matter is church cuhz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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