chaosmachine Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Step 1. Lock tire of crappy stolen bike to nice expensive bike. Step 2. Come back at midnight. Step 3. Unlock, cut other locks. So, I've been here 3 hours now, waiting for security to show up and cut this asshole's lock off my bike. It's raining. :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted June 12, 2010 Author Share Posted June 12, 2010 Yay android phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Step 1. Remove sock from left foot and fill 1/3 with stones. Step 2. Wait until midnight. Step 3. Unleash a world o' hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Yay android phone. hmmm... not certain why he'd want to steal yours tho, he's is better. it has suspension and a stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted June 12, 2010 Author Share Posted June 12, 2010 Lol :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 maybe you should take his bike off the wheel and throw it into traffic while you wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Beat him up, bro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 YEAH KICK HIS ASS SEABASS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 maybe you should take his bike off the wheel and throw it into traffic while you wait definitely this. unless, of course, the thief is attempting to steal two bikes, and the other one just belongs to an innocent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 definetly, take your wheel and get your bike, take his wheel and take his bike, you'll get 2 bikes missing 1 wheel in each, i think you come out a winner!!! after that sell YOUR bike and buy a new wheel for your NEW bike ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 ... while you're at it, you may as well take that blue one too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 WAIT, YEAH ! BE A DICK AND STEAL HIS BIKE ! ! ! START STEALING PEOPLES BIKES ! HELLO NEW JOB ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Some Bike is trying to steal my Dick! NSFW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 i will paypal you €20 for the one with suspension and stand. deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 definetly, take your wheel and get your bike, take his wheel and take his bike, you'll get 2 bikes missing 1 wheel in each, i think you come out a winner!!! after that sell YOUR bike and buy a new wheel for your NEW bike ;) genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 ... while you're at it, you may as well take that blue one too. the blue one is a lady's bike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 btw you don't need to sell any of those bikes, you'll have YOUR front wheel and a NEW/STOLEN back wheel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted June 12, 2010 Author Share Posted June 12, 2010 i really thought i had this figured out, but there was one possibility i didn't see coming. management finally showed up to cut the lock. "clearly intentional" they said. i agreed. they have bolt cutters, but they're not big enough to cut the lock. so they went off to get a gas powered cutter. i went inside to use the bathroom. when i came out, there's this guy unlocking his bike from mine. he looks stunned. no, I realize... he IS stunned! mentally. fucking. retarded. :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: i try to explain the situation to him, that i'd been waiting there 5 hours for him, and these guys were about to come and power cut his lock off, but i don't think he really got it... what a waste of 5 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 so you LOSE?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted June 12, 2010 Author Share Posted June 12, 2010 so you LOSE?!?! yes. yes. i lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Happy endings all around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 He saw you taking pix so he aborted the theft and executed his backup plan "Operation Corky" and you fell for it. You are dealing with a master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 ah man... what a pain in the ass. all that trouble and he didn't even loose his lock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 seconding operation corky. severely mentally challenged people don't ride bikes. this is like the time my cousin pretended to be retarded when he got caught cutting in line at disneyland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 man i can't believe you considered stealing a retard's bike. that's pretty shitty! you monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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