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baph Grand Master

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Around August 20, 2010, 50 Cent learned how to kick his handlers off twitter and start posting for himself. Hilarity ensues.

 

http://twitter.com/50cent/

 

 

Some gems:

 

Look michelle obama Need I thug in her life fuck that come hereGirl you can be my mentor

 

I got a gun on me now nigga do something I'm Strapped oh that necole bitchie bitch talking Bout me oh its on

 

They set me up man They wasn't suppose to show me how To use this shit I'm activated no one safe

 

Oh shit this bitch almost hit my carTwitter almost killed meYou can't tweet and drive at the same timeIll fuck wit yall later

 

I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit

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# I just did a hundred and 12 push up strightI hit a nigga he gone see a white light Pow about 18 hours ago via ÜberTwitter

 

# Omfgimhot you a freak hun takin dirty to me:o) about 18 hours ago via ÜberTwitter

 

# I'm hungry agin but I can't eat its to late at night about 18 hours ago via ÜberTwitter

 

# I'm not gonna cut my hair till I finish my albumI'm working on it now I'm writing

 

LOL

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baph Grand Master

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It was confirmed as legit a little while back, but these last few posts, eg ones featuring 50 as Hitler, are purdy suspect and suggest a hijacking.

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he hasn't been getting much publicity lately for being a crazy nigga, there was that whole thing with him losing a lot of weight for a movie. Maybe he wants to look like he is still a clownin ass gangsta dumb nigga

 

or he could be just an idiot I dunno

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he hasn't been getting much publicity lately for being a crazy nigga, there was that whole thing with him losing a lot of weight for a movie. Maybe he wants to look like he is still a clownin ass gangsta dumb nigga

 

or he could be just an idiot I dunno

 

Occam's razor.

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triachus Grand Master

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he's been verified btw

 

 

- I can multitask man. I fuck a bitch, type on twitter and write a song at the same time. And all of them be a hit! I'm a cold nigga

 

- Yo @stacielanexxx bitch you in new york. I saw that freaky shit u said hoe come gimme some pussy right now you got 10mn cause I'm in a hurry

 

- Man I aint never slept with a porn star in my life but fuck that! before I die ima fuck me 1 of them bitches man! they all love me

 

- Look man I told you motherfuckers if you aint 18 quit following me around this motherfucker. This adult entertainment!

 

 

After the movie I went to see my bitch shana cause she gives me free food. She work at the drive thru over at mc donalds and shit

 

 

pornstars and free food

 

 

he got it all

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