Guest Gary C Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 I e-mail between 50-75 different people on a daily basis. Asking them to do this, confirm that or acknowledging stuff. There's one particular woman I deal with, who commands me to carry out enquiries, that uses exclamation marks on the end of ordinary sentences. The Studios Costa Mar are for S10 not W10! Yes it is the same content! Is she shouting at me? I want to e-mail her back and tell her I don't appreciate her use of exclamation marks, but at that point I might as well stick a pencil up my arse and run out of the office crying. Anyone? Nah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggs Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 is she hot? exclamations usually mean they are horny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimbob Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 you should reply in ALL CAPS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhonny Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 is she hot? exclamations usually mean they are horny. Reply with double exclamation marks!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 You just have to live with the fact that she is retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 we've got this supplier that calls me hunnny-bunny, lover, sugar and sweets. i've never seen her but i imagine she is smokin hot with fish nets, suspenders, stilletos, black pencil skirt and silk blouse unbuttoned (no bra). i like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 I e-mail between 50-75 different people on a daily basis. Asking them to do this, confirm that or acknowledging stuff. There's one particular woman I deal with, who commands me to carry out enquiries, that uses exclamation marks on the end of ordinary sentences. The Studios Costa Mar are for S10 not W10! Yes it is the same content! Is she shouting at me? I want to e-mail her back and tell her I don't appreciate her use of exclamation marks, but at that point I might as well stick a pencil up my arse and run out of the office crying. Anyone? Nah. Try sticking random emphatic markers in your emails to her. For example: Yes, it is totally the same content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest heliumbaboon Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 My favorite is the smile that keeps on going. I don't know if it's supposed to be tracers or multiple mouths or chin fat rolls. :))))) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Some of my clients have unusual parlance: TO: ******** FM: ********* GOOD DAY RE: ANGLO SAPM COULD YOU PS CHECK SPAM FILTER FOR ANY MSGS FROM THE DOMAIN *****.com WHITE LIST & FORWARD THEM PLS They absolutely love their caps. Absolutely everyone in the company shouts politely over email. Another client doesn't reply with smilies, she literally writes the emotion -smile Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 It really bothers me when people email too bluntly, I think your basic 'Hi' or 'Dear ____' is needed for politeness. I MEAN ITS NOT A FUCKING TEXT MESSAGE for fucks sake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 I was thinking of just e-mailing her back, 'were you shouting in that last e-mail? I don't appreciate stressful e-mails'. But I think it might be best to retort with an odd italicised word. She'll reply, asking me to confirm what I meant and then I'll tell her that it's annoying when people use odd textual inferences. I sometimes drop a smiley in my e-mails, but only when we've been back-and-forthing for a while and we've resorted to one sentence messages. I think it helps to keep a personal and jovial sense to what has probably degraded into affirmations. In other news; I'm going to start looking/applying for new jobs again. I said I'd give myself 'til Christmas, get 6 months here, but I think I can justify beginning to look in September. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 tell her to fuck off!!! (drive it home with impact font) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 she definitely wants some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 well obviously we have a rapist in lincoln park! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i thought this was gonna be a post about jewish people in the office! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 B.J Novak is writing a script about this thread for a future "The Office" Episode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 occasionally i sign my more mundane emails with From a wild weird clime that lieth, sublime, Out of SPACE — out of TIME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest inteeliguntdesign Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 is she hot? exclamations usually mean they are horny. Reply with double exclamation marks!! Or an odd ¡. Why not end every sentence with an exclamation mark yourself! If she asks why, say you thought you'd give it a go, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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