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Guest Calx Sherbet

oh, so only blacks are allowed to spew self-aggrandizing bullshit?

 

yes

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Guest Rambo

I dont know how i found this but it must have been related to this thread.

 

Has to be seen to be believed

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csvlw7FUxpM

 

"Yo Melbourne's profile of misunderstood Melbourne rapper RAED. A lot of people have slammed RAED since his tune, U Gotta Love This City' gained notoriety on youtube. Here RAED tells about his love for the rap expression in his own words, as well as how he nearly got shot for pulling a bomb hoax at Melbourne's Crown Casino in 2001"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kku_0Y32DL8

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LLiv5TdMHs

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddwmcnLJYks

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I dont know how i found this but it must have been related to this thread.

 

Has to be seen to be believed

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csvlw7FUxpM

 

"Yo Melbourne's profile of misunderstood Melbourne rapper RAED. A lot of people have slammed RAED since his tune, U Gotta Love This City' gained notoriety on youtube. Here RAED tells about his love for the rap expression in his own words, as well as how he nearly got shot for pulling a bomb hoax at Melbourne's Crown Casino in 2001"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kku_0Y32DL8

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LLiv5TdMHs

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddwmcnLJYks

 

I just wanted to thank you, Rambo. In a weird therapeutic way, this is exactly what I needed.

I cringed so hard that I think I broke through to the other side.

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While I think Rambo's post was a thread killer, only because it was so fantastically bad it cannot be topped, I felt that I should make this contribution:

 

 

Yes that's right. Young right wing Ivy league conservatives rapping about Reagan and Ayn Rand. Trying to appeal to "da youth" when in fact they are white upper-middle class silver spoon smegheads who have everything given to them. This is for real.

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i feel like i have been through every emotion with RAED, every state. At first i was bewildered, a total reconfiguration of my brains algorithms which made me simultaneously feel nervous and in love. Then i was annoyed for quite some time as i settled into the experience - the hate almost consumed me but then something surprising happened - the anger fell away and i truly physically needed to know more - it was an unusual sensation in my chest that i was temporarily convinced was a medical emergency. He gave me a thirst for more but at the same time it hurt so i spent quite a while just trying to understand the pain that my lust was creating. Soon i was laughing - so much splendid laughter peppered with intermittent tears of joy and a sort of confused euphoria began to creep in before i soiled myself, then posted it up on here.

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i feel like i have been through every emotion with RAED, every state. At first i was bewildered, a total reconfiguration of my brains algorithms which made me simultaneously feel nervous and in love. Then i was annoyed for quite some time as i settled into the experience - the hate almost consumed me but then something surprising happened - the anger fell away and i truly physically needed to know more - it was an unusual sensation in my chest that i was temporarily convinced was a medical emergency. He gave me a thirst for more but at the same time it hurt so i spent quite a while just trying to understand the pain that my lust was creating. Soon i was laughing - so much splendid laughter peppered with intermittent tears of joy and a sort of confused euphoria began to creep in before i soiled myself, then posted it up on here.

 

Initially, I was ashamed to inhabit the same city as RAED, and found myself being torn between cringing and raging in a strange rhythmic pulse. Much like Brad Pitt in Se7en when he wants to know what's in the box. The pulses accelerated to the point where I felt like I was having an epileptic seizure, then I some how broke through and I felt an amazing power. More than any double rainbow can produce. All of a sudden I was proud of RAED. Proud that he existed. Much like how someone with a cleft palate who can't afford the surgery feels when they go out in public. People stare, and point, and laugh, but Herr Lipp is all like "Fuck you! I have an abnormality! And there's nothing you can do to me! It exists, and it is a part of me! This IS ME!!!1" This is how I now feel about RAED. Like Psoriasis on an old man's elbows, he is there. Visible. Scratching it makes it worse, but is irresistible. RAED is Melbourne's Psoriasis.

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"Lyrics

 

Yo, I got one question man, tell me who next,

This nigga salt like the nigga done get it the best,

See I’m the best maaaayne, I did it.

 

(Longest Pause Ever)

 

Yeah, I’m a let you know who the best, by the hour,

He’s like Rosie O’Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower,

It ain’t nothing to me man, I keep it fo’ real,

Look at his dental man, with… dent on the grill,

See, I’m the best, I told you that, this dude like that,

He ran then from the cat, no, I messed up,

But I’m a stay on top they told me man,

 

But you know man, I’m never gon’ flop, look at this dude,

He need to stay in the shade, ain’t no wonder why he came out,

He already in the gay parade, I told you man, I got you,

Roasted like ever you dont know, but my rhymes,

They straight up clever, so you step down, off the pedastle.

I’m the best mayne, you need to go.. to the fuckin’ dental.

I said “friggin,” yo."

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Initially, I was ashamed to inhabit the same city as RAED, and found myself being torn between cringing and raging in a strange rhythmic pulse. Much like Brad Pitt in Se7en when he wants to know what's in the box. The pulses accelerated to the point where I felt like I was having an epileptic seizure, then I some how broke through and I felt an amazing power. More than any double rainbow can produce. All of a sudden I was proud of RAED. Proud that he existed. Much like how someone with a cleft palate who can't afford the surgery feels when they go out in public. People stare, and point, and laugh, but Herr Lipp is all like "Fuck you! I have an abnormality! And there's nothing you can do to me! It exists, and it is a part of me! This IS ME!!!1" This is how I now feel about RAED. Like Psoriasis on an old man's elbows, he is there. Visible. Scratching it makes it worse, but is irresistible. RAED is Melbourne's Psoriasis.

 

woah i totally get that

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Initially, I was ashamed to inhabit the same city as RAED, and found myself being torn between cringing and raging in a strange rhythmic pulse. Much like Brad Pitt in Se7en when he wants to know what's in the box. The pulses accelerated to the point where I felt like I was having an epileptic seizure, then I some how broke through and I felt an amazing power. More than any double rainbow can produce. All of a sudden I was proud of RAED. Proud that he existed. Much like how someone with a cleft palate who can't afford the surgery feels when they go out in public. People stare, and point, and laugh, but Herr Lipp is all like "Fuck you! I have an abnormality! And there's nothing you can do to me! It exists, and it is a part of me! This IS ME!!!1" This is how I now feel about RAED. Like Psoriasis on an old man's elbows, he is there. Visible. Scratching it makes it worse, but is irresistible. RAED is Melbourne's Psoriasis.

 

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