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who runs the show?


vamos scorcho

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my name is cat man and i'm here to say

i'm the guy with whom the cats play all day

 

the cats are my friends

the cats are my boys

 

so next time put away the toys

these cats jump on the playset

and they have too much fun

 

if the cats get too excited then down the stairs will run

the turds of a loving cat, who shat

and it's ok but i have to say

i don't like shit in my creme brulee

 

so next time you're thinking to come around

make sure you get permission slips

and if you're lost check the lost and found

 

because a rat is a rat and a dog is a dog

but my cat is a cat and never a frog

 

cats are simple and cats are great

cats are wonderful and cats are loving

 

more cats for me less cats for you

so clap for the cats if you know what to do

 

clap once clap twice for the cats of the world

 

clap all the time cause the cats run the show

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how many cats does it take to screw

in a lightbulb is a funny joke

 

it's my favorite joke to tell at the show

where all my friends really like to go

 

1, 2, 3, 4

i'll tell you the answer when you shut the door

 

the answer is, i don't know

so get out my face:

 

the cats run the show.

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