vertsk8er419 Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 *is squirrel* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 deez treez! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted July 6, 2011 Author Share Posted July 6, 2011 nut = thought + idea, divide by tree = thread. if you don't understand you're retarded and gtfo edit: 'braintree' is reading topic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 *is already planted* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted July 6, 2011 Author Share Posted July 6, 2011 that's right! squirrels are high 24/7 so they like to stash their nuts (of any variety) for later, but often forget. this works out for the best since mother earth's stoned ass can now crack open and sprout these delicious fucking nuts and propagate new braintree's all across the land Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest underscore Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 what about busting nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted July 6, 2011 Author Share Posted July 6, 2011 i dunno man consult the nature in slightly related news; this is annoying... (only when loading a page) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 The reason nuts are hard to open is not, as you would think, because the plant is trying to protect the nuts from being eaten. The plant wants you to eat them. The shell is there to make you look really dominant in front of others when you're opening it, like HOLY FUCK I'M HARD AS NAILS I CAN BUST OPEN THIS FUCKING NUT, MATE WITH ME BITCH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 *jots it down* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Makes sense, a lesson learned. Also: squirrels are just rats with bushy tails: rats are awesome, I have 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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