Guest happycase Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 My dad is 52 years old. He's never touched an instrument in his life, shows no interest or appreciation for art, and doesn't listen to music. He watches news, snores, and does boring adult stuff day in and day out. But lately he's been coming home and rocking the shit out of our piano. I watch him sometimes. His eyes close. His rhythm is perfect. He picks up scales kinesthetically. It's like he's beethoven or something. He sits for an hour or more and just rocks the fuck out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 proof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geosmina Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 record some of his stuff yo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happycase Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 I'm afraid to curse him. He's in a long drawn out process of possible bankruptcy, and I feel he has the potential to explore a new musical career in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geosmina Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 he'll be the next chopin yo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happycase Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 He's more of a chewbacha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 release an album of his shit he'll be like a geriatric Jandek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 The next white Sevie Wonder that can still see. Your pops will prosper. Edit: I'M NOT JOKING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Catch it while you can. I had a cat once that did the same with its anus. Not sure what it was, maybe it was not used to new food, or maybe it fed on a magical rodent outside, but I once heard this cat drop the craziest, pitch-bending, lush farts I had ever heard. I spent countless hours trying to rig a field recorder to its shit box to capture it and share, but that cat’s ass never sang that way again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happycase Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 The sweet poetry of queef EDIT!!! Queen Latifa Queef Latina For some reason that seems like an important discovery to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Catch it while you can. I had a cat once that did the same with its anus. Not sure what it was, maybe it was not used to new food, or maybe it fed on a magical rodent outside, but I once heard this cat drop the craziest, pitch-bending, lush farts I had ever heard. I spent countless hours trying to rig a field recorder to its shit box to capture it and share, but that cat’s ass never sang that way again. there's a musical genius hiding inside my cat's anorectal region. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Catch it while you can. I had a cat once that did the same with its anus. Not sure what it was, maybe it was not used to new food, or maybe it fed on a magical rodent outside, but I once heard this cat drop the craziest, pitch-bending, lush farts I had ever heard. I spent countless hours trying to rig a field recorder to its shit box to capture it and share, but that cat’s ass never sang that way again. there's a musical anus hiding inside my cat's anorectal region. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happycase Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Catch it while you can. I had a cat once that did the same with its anus. Not sure what it was, maybe it was not used to new food, or maybe it fed on a magical rodent outside, but I once heard this cat drop the craziest, pitch-bending, lush farts I had ever heard. I spent countless hours trying to rig a field recorder to its shit box to capture it and share, but that cat’s ass never sang that way again. beethoven fucked my cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geosmina Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 there's a musical genius inside every anus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Was your dad hit by lightning recently? Look what happened to this guy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Cicoria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 there's a musical genius inside every anus there's a musical anus inside every genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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