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  1. Driven to madness by eternity

  2. Chewed myself in the mouth, for fuck sake

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    2. usagi

      usagi

      or you'll get to see how unfriendly Foily can get

    3. Friendly Foil

      Friendly Foil

      I don't know the meaning of the word "unfriendly".

    4. GraveGlitcher
  3. "I got rimjobbed by my father"

  4. SURO

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    2. Uniret

      Uniret

      or "sur" means

    3. Uniret

      Uniret

      in french though, bien sur

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      it means ruptured testicles in gautreauian

  5. One one

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    2. Uniret

      Uniret

      im banned man,

       

      it seems i got banned from the chat because i seemingly made this world peace thread, which wasnt me

      but then it seemed like they found another reason to cover that warning banned chat shit, over a controversial (?) thread heading and fucking spamming in the chat. im just. who dont spam im the chat now and then. in any case, i hope joyrex reads my messages and lets me back in around the syro release. miss u guys. dont wanna end up like ricky bees. im fucked anyw...

    3. triachus
    4. Klopjob

      Klopjob

      that fucking sucks dude

  6. what doesn't kill you, makes you weaker

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    2. Uniret

      Uniret

      pre-Death i hope not

    3. triachus

      triachus

      is that something like afterbirth?

    4. Uniret

      Uniret

      i really dont know

  7. Æ KANN VÆR EIN GJØRÅR, MÆNN Æ NÅ EIN GØRRÅR

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    2. chartnok

      chartnok

      -''Observarsjoner på en søndag, Chektak taiyaaaayeeeehh!!!"

    3. Npoess

      Npoess

      I think this place might be more up your alley:

      www.watmm.no

    4. chartnok

      chartnok

      JÆRR'ÆÆÆÆÆ

  8. When human intelligence dictates human evolution

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    2. Uniret

      Uniret

      det kan i hvert fall virke slik på dette nivå

    3. triachus

      triachus

      djet fjet nyev dittå wittå plittå flurlulullu wippiror

    4. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      prompe i en skje og legg den i munnen

  9. BIG STATUS CHANGE COMING UP

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Fuck you uni. Fuck your asshole until it bleeds. No just kidding. I love you man. =) Can't wait to see your status change :)

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Also, I'm not bipolar. I swear lol

    4. Uniret

      Uniret

      love u too steppy <3

  10. I'll rather read the commentary field, than the article. Assuming is great. I'm an idiot. An infant soul in a grown up body.

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    2. Uniret

      Uniret

      ok..............................

    3. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      Uniret piss

      Uniret poo

    4. Uniret

      Uniret

      piss and poo. just for you!

  11. Variasjonsbekreftelse

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Yes, I also purple on a regular street lamp.

    3. Uniret

      Uniret

      I'm taken by your beautiful poetryyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

  12. Petition to unban ALIEN SEVENTEEN?

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    2. Friendly Foil

      Friendly Foil

      Yes. He didn't do anything wrong other than being nice.

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      what happened exactly?

    4. MadameChaos

      MadameChaos

      He wouldn't open the pod bay doors.

       

  13. True story: People avoid me in real life, because they think I am insane. I am deadly lonely. I have not one real life friend, and have not had one in three years. Clerks and shop assistants are my friends.

  14. I really think the human genitalia could be a bit more esthetic

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    2. Soloman Tump

      Soloman Tump

      It will be the next stage of evolution. If we had evolved not wearing clothes, genitalia would probably have become more calloused or "hardy" to the elements. I dunno. Cock. Lol.

    3. Uniret

      Uniret

      Haha, very nice, fellows. Very nice.

      I'm looking forward to some beautiful cock and bollocks, plus cunts

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      We must selectively breed only those with pristine cocks and pussies and hopefully a million years from now humans will have pretty genitals.

       

  15. Å ÆDDE MÆDDÆ?

    1. triachus

      triachus

      whats with all the autechre logos???!!!

    2. Uniret

      Uniret

      It's a classic hometown saying, meaning: ""what's with you?", aka "å ædde mæddæ?", aka "hva er det med deg?""

    3. Uniret
  16. HARD PARTY/PARTY HARD

    1. Uniret

      Uniret

      I like to party brutally untill I fall apart. I don't give a fuck. I let the mania take me and I get presented with too much reality at once, fucking murdering my psyche. I can't stop it at this time.

      It's gonna change though.

       

      U can't chase a high without any octane.

    2. Joyrex

      Joyrex

      I like to watch the dryer spin.

    3. Uniret

      Uniret

      lol

       

      some days

  17. I'm on top, soon hitting rock botten, and subsequently disappear

    1. Adieu

      Adieu

      Or you could just stay right in the middle for a while

    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      I often change positions multiple times during coitus too. I'm sure this is what you're referring to, no?

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      She usually makes me breakfast before I disappear though.

       

  18. You scene hoarder, you

    1. chartnok

      chartnok

      ka fan skjer man e du i norge?

    2. Uniret

      Uniret

      ja

      på institusjon

      fucka liv

      vente på å dø

      ellår bli fucka

      eller leve

      eller någe

      lei av alt og alt er kaos

      satser på minimalt med tortur

      og overlevelse

       

      du da? prøvd noen av tilskuddene?

    3. Uniret

      Uniret

      prøver å opprettholde

       

      faen

  19. I love a woman with a good set of breasts

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      But is the admiration mutual

    2. Uniret

      Uniret

      Well, that utterly depends

    3. usagi

      usagi

      rejected lyric from Short Skirt, Long Jacket

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