Brisbot

LAST DYING BUMP FOR LAST INKLING OF LAST POTENTIAL REVIVAL OF LAST CONVERSATION LOOP

RIP sweet status update

The usb is wrapped with a lock of autechre's hair and rob's pubes.

Just tell everyone that all their favorite music artists are in a secret room beneath the swimming pool and there's a secret button to press somewhere at the bottom of the pool to open the room.

Pretty soon no one will be able to surface for air because there will be so many bodies floating with their backs up.

Why does he have to be cool?

I feel like I know you guys a little less now from the past few posts, I wish we could keep talking about the swimming pool and the drowning of a bunch of mostly introverted pale 20-40 somethings.

Auxien's fishwife is a beat wife!

Dear Diary, I learned that auxien fucks all semi-aquatic animals equally, not a racist...er... oceanist...landist... bone in his....er...her.. er it's body.

I feel like I know you guys a little better now. I'll always cherish the time we spent together in the recent status updates.

The day it happened I wrote down a new diary entry that started with "Dear diary, Today I made 2 new friends!"

here comes the forgetting and abandoning :(

So basically we need to move past the vegetarians thing. We can't be stuck worrying about minorities.

That came out wrong lol.

drowning of every burger....if watmm was a swimming pool of burgers?

Thing is if watmm was a pool of burgers then vegetarians wouldn't be coming here so it should have no bearing on anything

I know that's what I was getting at. And now I have to rely on pure will to sink myself like an anchor. My will is my anchor.

Our lives have culminated in this last moment we will share together.

I hope you enjoy those burgers.

my ego wouldn't let me let you win at drowning faster. Though I'll have to compete with your synthol injected muscles which likely have become rocks, which would definitely weigh you down (because I can tell your avatar is you). So when it comes time to have to resurface because of the need to breathe, I'd have to rely on pure will whereas you'd NEVER be coming back up regardless.

Challenge accepted.

Lol, just end me.

Though it won't end the way over-analytical diatribes on the forum. I will live on through them.

You need to come up with a viable scenario to detail how people could drown in a swimming poll en mass. Like, is there a lifeguard? Who are the lifeguards? How deep is the pool? Is there both a shallow end and deep end, or just a deep end? If there's just a shallow end, what does that say about people who visit watmm? What does that say about the type of music shared on this website? etc... think be4 u post.

hehe

Well what scenario would transpire causing someone to drown in a swimming pool? Like is the swimming pool rigged in some way?

links?

I have no clue what's going on

I like supersaws with less verb and more defined 'saw'. An 'adequate saw' or 'normal saw'

So life and death cancel out. Love and Hate cancel. Wealth and poverty cancel out. All that's left is racism.

so you're saying you're a racist?

that's a berry good observation

It makes sense to release your more straightforward stuff before the experimental stuff.

I feel like WATMM would know about it. I also feel like he will be releasing those 'last' before he goes back into hiding in a year or two.