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  1. Bechuga

    "I'm not suicidal / I'm just bored!"

  2. Bechuga

    Has anyone seen my life? It seems to have slipped by me

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      ^ lubrication

    3. Herr Jan

      Herr Jan

      ^ WD40 obviously

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      ^ melted butter afaik

  3. Bechuga

    I have a new phone. I can touch the screen on it! 8-)

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Congrats. I'm probably not far behind..

  4. Bechuga

    "Instead of suffering while staying the same, suffer while trying to change!"

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    2. MadameChaos

      MadameChaos

      or a starbucks

    3. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      or rats

    4. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      cum

  5. Bechuga

    theres going to be a few anxious feces today!!

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    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      mud spelled backwoids is dum

    3. triachus

      triachus

      and rearranged it says udm. Unintelligent Dum Mud. ....

    4. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Especially those who've consumed ghost peppers in the past 12 hrs

  6. Bechuga

    I tried to be good and not eat all the cookies but then I did and then I felt bad sorry tummy :(

    1. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      RIP Bechuga - 'He sure loved his cookies'

    2. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      tummy's staying at my place for the time being m8, don't even think about contacting her til you get your shit together

  7. Bechuga

    Pigeonholes are for pigeons yo

  8. Bechuga

    Cut weeds everyday

    1. triachus

      triachus

      in teh bumto wek

    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      arborists are the true Gs

    3. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      Been spending most their lives / weeding in a horticulturists paradise

  9. Bechuga

    Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut?

    1. triachus

      triachus

      Why buy a table? Why not make a dog lose weight?

  10. Bechuga

    Sunken Foal really is awesome

  11. Bechuga

    I'm old, cold and full of mold

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    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      You're a little plate / I'm already quorn

    3. triachus

      triachus

      gimme the otter gimme the otter

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      stevie g ate too much blotter

  12. Bechuga

    Bonus Controversy Update: more exaited about new VSnares than Aphex

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    2. Verdant Hickies

      Verdant Hickies

      I'm more excited about new Twin Peaks and X-files than about any new idmz

    3. triachus

      triachus

      Small patch at the same time, as a result of the merger, the new combination combination combination combination the development of a fat mom

    4. PhylumZunami

      PhylumZunami

      same, bechuga

  13. Bechuga

    My kingdom for a kingdom

  14. Bechuga

    seriously though who is Richard

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      hi richard

    2. Verdant Hickies

      Verdant Hickies

      Yes, who is Richard?!

      http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Richard_Alpert

  15. Bechuga

    I've been here a year now. What the hell.

    1. AAAAh

      AAAAh

      I feels like 10 years

    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      1 year of WATMM is like 40 years in Broadmoor

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      I've been here for three. I 'spose that's long enough to understand the WATMM cycles.

  16. Bechuga

    Wait a minute, you're meant to go to the doctor if you have a cold? Really? Since when?

  17. Bechuga

    EDM = Entelligent Dance Music

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    2. PhylumZunami

      PhylumZunami

      EDM - entorwellian dance music

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      EDM = erect dinosaur man

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      also phy entorwellian is great

  18. Bechuga

    I wonder what genre the novel 'A Child Of A Crackhead' is

    1. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      Wasterstones has a 'Painful Lives' section...

    2. triachus

      triachus

      Since the kid will grow up as a stripper in the future I will go for "soft-erotic cyberpunk"

    3. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      Really Spi? Man always wondered who read this kind of tragic shit, will have to scope it out

  19. Bechuga

    Using WATMM update box cuz I can't afford twitter / And it comes with memes too? Danke schon, bitte

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    2. popiax

      popiax

      haha holy shit!

    3. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      flol I had to test it myself cause I didn't believe it, it does indeed say "Sean please" WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY

    4. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      It is not translating what it says, it is translating what you want to hear...it is appealing to your inner Sean

  20. Bechuga

    Reading: Eating Dicks by Your Mom

  21. Bechuga

    Now I understand why artists refuse to confirm what they're working on: when you change your mind, everything you say sounds like a lie --____--

  22. Bechuga

    That last three minutes of Lentic Catachresis still don't make no sense

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    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      Can't not love a double neg

    3. auxien

      auxien

      you just aint vibrating at the right level mane

    4. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      "misapplication of a word or phrase in still water"

  23. Bechuga

    My kingdom for a slice of sachertorte

    1. triachus

      triachus

      Now I'll blame it on Chess

  24. Bechuga

    I've noticed a lot of people talk to themselves in my daily life...is it a sign they'd rather be demented/mad than talk to me?

    1. triachus

      triachus

      Yeah but you know, maybe I should start on those chocolate chip cookies. I mean, yes they're a damn cliché, but thats no reason to avoid them. They're just lying there, come on. I should get over myself imo.

    2. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      STOP READING MY MIND

  25. Bechuga

    Veni, vidi, vici mothereffers

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