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drillkicker

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  1. The thing I don't understand about American medical cannabis is that they have dispensaries that are meant to be professional and have names like "liberty health sciences" but then inside their budtender is recommending a product called "Yuckmouth"
  2. This thing has been known long enough to be in the Quran and nobody has thought of shining a flashlight in it. Yet we have a wildlife documentary series made by people who filmed while being chased by bandits and scientists have been exploring (on top of and underneath) Antarctica and the Mariana Trench for decades, and we have even explored Mars multiple times (and Venus). What the fuck, humanity?
  3. I'm so sorry that you had to spend an hour of your life with your family on father's day. What a tragedy. Do you have a gofundme?
  4. I just have a hard time getting to people. Even the extraverted people I know are very unresponsive and even when I do get to them they're usually doing some boring shit halfheartedly and seem like they've been drained of the life they used to have. Same
  5. I just started the best job I've ever had. All I do is have fun with cool people, and get paid to do extremely easy work with a lot of downtime on the clock.
  6. My entire key chain fell out of my pocket during my bike ride today and now it exists somewhere in Baltimore outside of my pocket. I will be riding my bike to work for a while.
  7. Try with ice cream or rolled into a fruit by the foot. Typical beginner mistake is eating the dried caps by themselves, which is pretty unpleasant.
  8. I drove back to my hometown to visit friends and now my car is broken down and I'm stuck here. I'm supposed to start my new job on Monday. I'm kinda hoping I don't make it just because I'm feeling self destructive right now. I want to ruin everything I have so I can finally quit trying to be happy.
  9. Yeah, my problem is I can only fall in love with people I can't possibly have in a romantic way. But I'm currently dating someone who I don't love and can't love. Romance is a tasteless joke.
  10. I'm just having a hard time accepting my role. It's become clear at this point that I have to be a loner. I don't want it, but that's just who I have to be. At the moment I'm fighting against it and it's only making things harder.
  11. Also, I've realized that a very effective way to deal with despair is by drinking a small amount of alcohol. The mistake I made before was drinking and then drinking more and more, which actually produces the opposite of the desired effect. But if I just drink half a beer and then stop for a while it keeps me at just the right state, where I'm happy and yet I'm still mentally aware and capable of doing most things (obviously not driving).
  12. Nah, I don't think it's my problem I think it's society's problem. We shouldn't be living in such an isolated way and I know I'm not the only one who's been left behind. We just need to wait for the current iteration of human civilization to blow up into something else. Until then, my problems are going to persist and I just have to deal with it.
  13. For some reason all of my friends have simultaneously stopped talking to me or become inaccessible right when I really can't be alone. I don't understand why this doesn't happen to anyone else. Most people seem to love solitude and make it through life without any difficulty, but I get stuck on the simplest things. I can't focus on any distractions, they all feel shallow and pointless. I've spent most of my week in bed, either sleeping or dwelling on my anxieties, with something in front of my face that I barely notice, vainly trying to convince myself that I'm calm. I've been unbearably impatient and pissed off at everything and everyone, and the world only appears evil and sadistic. The things that make other people happy look like spiteful mockeries. The people who pretend to care about real problems are only trying to impress people so they can enjoy the same base pleasures without the underlying guilt. How people can be so content with superficial comforts in this dimension of sorrow completely puzzles me. One would have to be either profoundly stupid or despicably callous. Or maybe there's a big secret to life that everyone knows but me.
  14. Only thing better than eating bread is being dead
  15. I'm just thinking about the fun I'd have with all that communications equipment.
  16. Well the guy said that he wasn't 100% sure it was a real head and that he got the fuck out before making sure because he was too freaked out. Honestly I'm more worried about the guy's safety than the head right now. I can see about anonymous tips though.
  17. I kind of want to move to mexico and buy a small property there. It might be good to get away from the U.S. at some point.
  18. I feel like they would want to know why I didn't tell them right away
  19. I met a very recently homeless kid (only 21) who just got out of a foster home and spent the afternoon with him. He told me that he found a rotting human head in an abandoned building and I'm unsure of whether I should let the police know. I'm afraid of making myself a suspect. Other than that it was pretty chill, we had a lot of the kind of open conversation that you can only have with people who are at rock bottom.
  20. When I was out in the country we called baby mice "pinkies" and we fed them to the cat, or the chickens of she wasn't around. Chickens become 10x more entertaining when a mouse has entered the coop.
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