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keltoi

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  1. check the card first. sometimes it says it won't be available for collection til 24 hours after "delivery attempt". ps: i feel like i'm sitting under a strong light but i'm not.
  2. my bird bought me some beckham pants from h&m. they feel pretty good and sculpt my cock n balls into a perfect package... but it says 'david beckham' on them.
  3. my solicitor fucked up our move-in date and i have to live with my outlaws for a week and a half.
  4. i like these... "The Chambers takes cap-toed tradition and turns it on its head. With unexpected technical details, neoprene heel and low profile cupsole, the Chambers lets you walk to your own beat." neoprene heel is slightly concerning but i definitely like to walk to my own beat.
  5. i like the look of some of those claes.
  6. d) expect to be called a cunt at least once when you make postcount backslap threads.
  7. a) grow a thicker skin. b) cry in the corner. c) arrange to meet him and have a fight (sex).
  8. berberian sound studio - a twisted comical homage and deconstruction of the giallo genre... stunning sound, visuals and excellent casting/performances but not enough of a story to carry it through. i absolutely loved the first 40 minutes or so, transfixed by the atmosphere, and especially enjoyed the soundtrack (no surprise there being a huge broadcast fan)... then it started to drag and i lost interest until an hour and a half felt like 2 and a half hours. could have been amazing with a bit more meat on it's bones but overall i was left disappointed. been a while since i enjoyed the look and feel of a film so much as this.
  9. every housing bathroom at my school is unisex! even the dorm showers... it's like fuckin starship troopers in there does that lead to a lot of sex? =/ boy shouts over stall to girl... hey i hear you straining to poop, are you ok? girl looks sheepish... yeah this one's putting up a fight! nnnnghhh!! boy... would you like to have sex? girl... sure, why not?
  10. hmmm if it was autechre related you wouldn't give a shit... pm me the details!
  11. No I can see how it would be hurtful. But if you're sure you've not pissed them off or anything you shouldn't sweat it.
  12. why would this be? a) they automatically assumed you're coming. b) they're having a small family-only wedding. c) they forgot. d) they don't like you. is that supposed to make me feel better? a) no they didn't... b) no they didn't... c) probably, still, maybe not so best friends after all... d) well they sure know how to trick me... it was meant as an easy process of elimination... they forgot. probably have a lot to organize. as a best friend it's easy for you to laugh about it, forgive them and forget it. no?
  13. king of devil's island - grim nordic borstal tale based on real events of 1915... sort of scum meets lord of the flies... young, (mostly)petty criminals are drawn into violent uprising in the face of draconian regime of punishment and corrupt authority. excellent climax, great film. 8/10.
  14. why would this be? a) they automatically assumed you're coming. b) they're having a small family-only wedding. c) they forgot. d) they don't like you.
  15. no idea what the harlem shake and people keep mentioning it.
  16. is anal wings still on watmm? not seen him around.
  17. no, they are just nice to sit in. it would lessen the blow a bit, not having a penis and all. lol i see. thanks for the solution. and i could finally fit into that g-string bikini i've had my eye on. edit - forgot about my balls, they would hang out the sides. maybe they'll fall off too.
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