a few nights ago, I had a dream that I was talking to a friend about mind control and telepathy (watched dinner for shmucks that day). He didn't believe me and I said "Allow me to demonstrate!" We were standing like on a train platform and as passersby walked by, I'd insult them telepathically and we'd watch their reactions and laugh. Then there was a dude who is a friend of mine for real that walked by and I let him have it the most saying stuff like "FAGGOT!", "STOP LOOKING SO PATHETIC!", "YOU MEALY MOUTH BASTARD!", "YOU ONLY REMENISCE ABOUT THE PAST BECAUSE YOU HAVE FAILED AT LIFE!" Then he stopped and looked up at the lights and started spinning, dropped to his knees, put his hands over his ears and yelled "GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!"
I woke up LOLing. and I later on in the day remembered the dream and LOLed really hard to the point of stomach cramps and tears!