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Alcofribas

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  1. i couldn't live with myself if i didn't ask you for a link to this holographic nail polish. acquiring this would please Lady Alcofribas immensely.
  2. i really want to hang out with salvatorin. or at least borrow some clothes.
  3. elusive, i've checked all the peer reviewed papers and other very highly technical documents that you would never be able to understand even if you could read and i've even set up my monitors on a melting ice cube shaped like a flaccid cock just to get the best quality sound from the recordings i have of an old prostitute (male) reading your posts and it's impossible to avoid the conclusion that you're a fucking srupid fuck.
  4. @ messiaen sadly, nothing even remotely as cool as that will ever happen in my life. my dad's tits are just so boring and dry.
  5. that reminds me of the ae pic where they're kicking the snow. so, yeah
  6. great, now I feel old and like I'm going to die young.
  7. i have clear memories of my father being younger than I am now. what the fuck is that bullshit?
  8. *comes in and says something totally sassy* *tosses head back disdainfully* *returns home* *cums quietly into night, alone*
  9. I almost choked on what I was eating laughing at this. i'm sorry but i feel like i should be consulted before people make sean booth/"lush" comments.
  10. this is neither the time or place to speak of LUDD
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