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fenton

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  1. Prisoners: 7/10 In Prisoners, Donnie Darko reprises his role from Zodiac as Weird-Faced-Cop-Solves-Serial-Killer-Case-By-Looking-At-Clues-Drawn-On-Walls - a role which is is well typecast for. Wolverine also stars as a bum who ditches his family to drink a non-existent brand of whisky and pretend he is squatting even though his dad owns the building. The boy from There Will Be Blood has weirdly regressed to even younger than he was pretending to be in that film, is now ten years old and has taken to driving his meth lab around with a weirdo child molesting posse. Henceforth, it is no spoiler to tell you that the weirdo child molesting types did it.
  2. Filth: 1/10 / Worse than an fucking episode of Utopia. Rush: 7/10 very good, made me want to drive cars a lot Blue Jasmine: 8/10 very good, very bleak, an onslaught of gallows humour
  3. I am so utterly stupid it is quite an achievement.
  4. Europa Report: 7 rubbish OSD effects / 10 The French Connection: 10 /10 again They Live: 8 John Carpenters / 10 Dead Alive: 9 LOLs / 10 Secret Windows: 7 Loving the Philip Glass OST Johnny Depp Stephen Kings / 10 - [5/10]
  5. Alpha Papa: 8/10 - very funny. In comparison to last week's UK comedy behemoth The World's End this was in an altogether better class.
  6. the conjuring 7 out of 10 horrors only god forgives 10 unsures out of 10 - will try again maybe the fifth element 8 out of 10 tens
  7. 40 year old virgin: 7/10 fuck him! a field in england 7/10 fuck! the world's end: 1/10 fuck you!
  8. I have been thinking that when i achieve good mental health I will need to practise Negative Mindfullness in order to remain jaded.
  9. the bling ring [2011]: don't download the made-for-tv version and watch it all the way through assuming it is the coppola version / 10 [0/10] pineapple express: i can't pineapple express how i don't find this funny argo: 8/10 amazing euphoria
  10. vahalla rising: 8/10 vikings and gore sightseers: 9/10 wheatley serial killer champion sharknado: 1/10 luls as fuck tho evil dead 2013: don't see before going on a camping trip / ruined holiday
  11. Spring Breakers [2nd viewing] - 10/10 brilliant the second time too Upside Down - 7/10 how many films with almost the same story came out in this period with almost the same characters played by similar actors, i am a sucker for them all Warm Bodies - 9/10 brilliant romeo and juliet remix
  12. Imagine that time you were so hungry that Burger King tasted good. Now imagine that is reality. You can go to Five Guys and it will taste good sober, and better drunk. Never been to BK / McDonalds without at least 1000 beers .
  13. I made this, cos I had the ingredients in my pantry, and it came out lush. Thanks!
  14. OBLIVION: DJ Psyentology plays a Tom Cruise set. In space. Not even Morgan freeman could hear me scream / 10
  15. Spring Breakers: 9 red cups / 10 10 disney sluts / 10 8 films / 10 1 given free Skrillex OST CD / 10
  16. Side Effects: 6 films / 10 2 Jude Laws / 10 10 / Depressingly miserable / 10 Oz: The Great and Powerful: 6 films / 10 8 Sam Raimi camerawork Avatar remix / 10 10 sexy Mila Kunis / 10 3 childrens movies / 10 Cloud Atlas: 10 Tom Hanks / 10 10 the book must be terrible / 10 1 films / 10 5 The Matrix remixes / 10 100 transsexuals / 10
  17. After guzzling everything from trappist helfire to dark craft ales and stouts I realised the flavour I seek in beer is associated with the words 'gold' 'pale' and 'summer' ... usually. Then I started trying the single hop ales I could find and found this little gem: Nugget hop. This is my flavour, I think - but tell me, wise men, can you break the 4.9% barrier in a pale / golden ale and still retain that beautiful post-lager refreshment?
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