Zephyr_Nova
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I read that last sentence as "sperm whale dumpster diving", which is a highly underrated pass time. Fucking nice one. FWP: I touched my cat's poo with my bare fingers today because it was lying on the kitchen floor and I thought it was a black olive. (PS I wasn't going to eat it, just throw it out. I swear.)
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I cry "oh random chance, oh random chance, yeah." Then I literally cry. FWP: I've got to reschedule a jam I said I could do for a second night in a row.
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Null Religion just released my second Cthulhu Detonator album, this time a cassette release. You can hear a brief sliver of it here: And buy the whole thing here: http://nullreligion.blogspot.ca/p/catalog.html Side A's the studio version of a piece I prepared for my first live show (posted earlier in this thread), and Side B's a digitally manipulated mashup of choice bits from the live performance mixed in with deformed sound bytes of the studio recording. Each is 20 minutes long. In other news, Jake Vida's Grip of Inertia album kicks ass. So does Paths Untrodden.
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I saw Decapitated open for Meshuggah a few months and thought they were really tight, but I only just heard their latest album Carnival Is Forever. And it slays. Musically it's sort of a mix of Meshuggah, Pantera and just a hint of Opeth. I was surprised to learn they didn't use drum triggers for the drum sounds on this one. He's just that consistent. I've also recently been digging Cult of Luna's latest, Vertikal. Musically it's quite interesting, very cool instrumental arrangements --it's refreshing to hear a metal band concerned more with creating a vibe than with showing off their virtuosity. The vocals are kind of , but it doesn't detract too much. And also, thanks for posting Blut Aus Nord earlier in the thread, whoever did that. They've since become one of my all time favorites.
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Holy shit --that's, like, so smart! Sorry to hear your mom's dabbling in voodoo Limpy.
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Weird, I used the word "barometric" in a sentence in the first time in years tonight, and my girlfriend threw up. (No direct correlation there.) FWP: I swear my cat's been digging around in the bathroom ever since I got home, which usually means he's spreading his feces around... but it's been going on for far longer than normal. I'm afraid to go check things out. And I'm drunk, which doesn't make this any easier.
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That happened to me recently, allegedly by someone in Japan. FWP: I want to add an ironic racial slur to the end of the above bit but am afraid it would be taken seriously by a surprisingly large number of people.
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I just looked down at the sleeve of my house coat to notice a smear of either cat turd or cat vomit residue on it. Fuuuuuuuuu
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Oh man, i haven't heard a new Weird Al song for more than a decade, and now I find this: Glad to hear he's still singing about food.
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I think that usually is the point of it. It's intended to make eyes roll. Also, that is literally a first world problem kekekekekeke... FWP: one of the default windows sounds on my lap top recently developed a nasty crackle (just one of them) and I swear the last time this happened it lead to something terrible. *FWP2: awful page break.
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stupid first world achievements and successes
Zephyr_Nova replied to eugene's topic in General Banter
I've been vegetarian for 10 days now, and it's actually not so bad. Restaurant meals are about 10 times more disappointing, but if anything this will just encourage me to makes more home cooked meals and spend a lot less money. Downside is that "home cooked meals" for me often means crackers/bread and cheese, or a bowl of cereal. <---healthiest vegetarian ever. -
Welcome to my world, StephenG.
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What a load of bull. There's too many clothes strewn about my apartment.
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The pasta I just made was so delicious that I may never taste anything so exquisite ever again. My life has peaked and it's all downhill from here.
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stupid first world achievements and successes
Zephyr_Nova replied to eugene's topic in General Banter
Not quite. They give every shopper a card with a little tear away bit that you lift to see if you've won anything, which pretty much never happens. This is the first time in over ten years shopping there that I've ever won something. My girlfriend once won a tomato. Seriously, that's one of the prizes that's next to impossible to win. I'm actually pretty happy with my dozen free eggs. That sounds like a rad gig. Congrats! -
stupid first world achievements and successes
Zephyr_Nova replied to eugene's topic in General Banter
I won a dozen large eggs at the supermarket! -
lol.. yeah, sometimes the nicest demeaners were put in place for a reason. People are scary.
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I just bought my first ever street vendor veggie dog, and it was the most disappointing hot dog of my life. No more veggie dogs for me.
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There is always a small hole in one of the dish gloves I use. Never both. And no, I'm not using the same pair over and over again --if only that were a possibility. WTF. Why is there always a hole in one dish glove? Fuck you. FWP 1b. finger pruning has occurred on just my right hand. Fuck me.
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All the counter space in the kitchen is taken up with dirty dishes, again, and I really miss having a dish washer. Also, Val Kilmer should stop making that big face.
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I just drank the day old version of that extra weak coffee I made yesterday, because I don't have many grinds left and I'm trying to avoid spending money. Actually I'd probably still drink it anyway because I hate wasting coffee even when it's shitty. On the upside, it was much better than the cup I had yesterday. Conclusion: terrible weak coffee gets better with age like a fine shitty wine.
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lol
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Ugh, forgot I only put enough coffee grinds in for one cup of coffee, then put enough water in for two. Now that's some disappointing coffee.
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Double album. Then they can listen to one disc, take a break, and resume on the next when ready. I do that all the time. Unless we're talking digital release, and there's a pretty good chance we are... can't help you much in that case, other than suggest editing the tracks down to their strongest bits. Or release two albums!
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I think this feature is hidden now, but you can still do it. use this link and substitute the topic ID (that last number in the url) as necessary. lol @ those results btw lol indeed. My fears are confirmed.
