Guest boo Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 years of eating a lot of that (and during hard times, nothing else (speculation)) has spawned a culture of frequent flossing, and maybe genetically stronger teeth. worst thread ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easterlingman Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 no, it's probably because we put floride in our water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I think you are on to something, I like the thread......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrx Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 they brush their teeth!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 those skewers make rathr large tooth pics ... dJstepop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest we_kill_soapscum Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 i love the idea of a british guy thinking that when families fall on hard times they eat only corn we eat mcdonalds cheeseburgers silly. they're a dollar! Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... actually, americans and the western world in general consumes far far too much corn, mostly in the form of processed by products like corn syrup and Fritos. its actually a huge problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CMCAdvanced Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Corn=Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 floride doesn't stop the teeth from being misaligned or the mouth crowded .. eh ... it's only in the water for the bums that can't even bother with teh basic hygene ... forcing the rest of the population to have to deal with an excess of floride in their systems .. plus polluting the local soils with a build-up of florides .. which then show up in the foods .... like the corn first mentioned .. heh lol ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Elemeno von Hat X: PhD Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 we have dental plan lisa needs braces dental plan lisa needs braces dental plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easterlingman Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 i've never needed braces... my teeth are soft and full of holes, but nevertheless perfectly aligned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest we_kill_soapscum Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 for some reason im excited to see where this thread goes. it could go ANYWHERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 anyone shit their pants ever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 i love the idea of a british guy thinking that when families fall on hard times they eat only corn we eat mcdonalds cheeseburgers silly. they're a dollar! Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... actually, americans and the western world in general consumes far far too much corn, mostly in the form of processed by products like corn syrup and Fritos. its actually a huge problem. sorry but i meant early settlers or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Yeah, definitely the dental plan. Now they just need a healthy, mandatory diet plan. I'm visitting Ireland right now and the teeth situation is pretty scary at times. It was one of the first things that really stuck out for me about the differences between here and where I'm from. But then visit France and everyone looks like they're straight out of a Calvin Klein ad. Talk about culture shock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shockerbrown Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 we eat mcdonalds cheeseburgers silly. they're a dollar! OMG ONE FUCKIN DOLLA! AMAZING EVERYBODY CAN EAT, EVEN TEH POOR nsfw: http://photos.hotfreelayouts.com/photos/333/mcDonalds.jpg long live america! nsfw: http://www.waaromnou.nl/media/3/20040811-fat_guy.jpg long live america! nsfw: http://www.shanghaiist.com/attachments/sha...n/mcdonalds.jpg long live america! EDIT: sorry easty. thx for the nsfws... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easterlingman Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 we need to make an airborne version of this: http://www.oragenics.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest we_kill_soapscum Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 anyone shit their pants ever? no. but freshmen year in college, i'd put my mattress on the ground so i could put my turntables on the bedframe. the evening of halloween i went to some party with a bunch of people i didnt really like, got wasted, came home, vomited, passed out. i cleaned up the mess in the morning, but 2 days after my friend came over and told me my room smelled like vomit, hardcore. i lifted up my mattress to find a new pool of vomit i'd missed that'd been chilling there for 72 hours. i was so vomited-out i had stopped noticing the smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 anyone shit their pants ever? no. but freshmen year in college, i'd put my mattress on the ground so i could put my turntables on the bedframe. the evening of halloween i went to some party with a bunch of people i didnt really like, got wasted, came home, vomited, passed out. i cleaned up the mess in the morning, but 2 days after my friend came over and told me my room smelled like vomit, hardcore. i lifted up my mattress to find a new pool of vomit i'd missed that'd been chilling there for 72 hours. i was so vomited-out i had stopped noticing the smell. how many times did you floss during that time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest we_kill_soapscum Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 pfsh, who the fuck flosses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 floss has fuck all to do with bad teeth. it's all about getting braces when youre 12 years old or whatever. i had shit teeth, buck teeth pointing all over the place. i had braces on for 3 years. if it werent for braces i'd be cleaning bathrooms for a living right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 there's a framed photo of jim carrey in my dentist waiting room. i mean "good teeth" as in very white, lack of cavities, rather than misalignment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Captain Cooper Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I've got crooked top teeth. I don't like them at all but I think I might imagine them as worse than they are because I have such a complex about it. I also have a severe (crippling actually) dental phobia. You could say I'm "tooth crazy" in that I'm insane when it comes to my teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 anyone shit their pants ever? does sharting count ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 hell yes sharting wails there's a framed photo of jim carrey in my dentist waiting room. i mean "good teeth" as in very white, lack of cavities, rather than misalignment. ah. probably all the cross breeding america has done. latin americans have fantastic teeth, so do africans. yall gotta breed with the exotics up there more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 i have had just one small cavity when i was a kid and some kind of contraption that i wore at night for a few months to straighten my bite out..last time i had a check up they said i produced alot of saliva which apparently helps protect the teeth...i most of the time brush my teeth twice a day...i don't floss...i have a million dollar smile..except for the slight discoloration of a partial crown i have on one chipped front tooth. on my other chipped tooth i have a expensive full crown, which looks mint. now you know that, my dear watmmers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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