kaini Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 http://www.drunkrepublic.com/index.php?opt...r&Itemid=60 LOL, THIS IS VERY WATMM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 quite teh goofy amusement of a story but no lol'z(im probably to tired to laugh anyway) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Somewhere I got the feeling this guy is really just a socially awkward internet user and I began to doubt the story, which could have been told in about 5 sentences Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted January 26, 2009 Author Share Posted January 26, 2009 i bet he posts on watmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 wow this guy must be some kind of bold genius! He drew a penis and now the store employees will be talking about it for years! I just can't stop lolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 So I have a plan now. I'm going to get a new credit card and sign the back with my cock and balls drawing. Then I will consistently use that as the signature. That way, if I ever get caught in the same situation, the signatures will match. That will really fuck with them. Win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnar Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 i loled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 speaking of drawn peni I was talking pictures of a band im recording after a show and they picked a few pictures that they thought were good. they chose this pic, I was like you know if you put me in a room with photoshop and that picture im totally gonna have to put a penis in shively's gay ass mouth... they didnt believe me original: post: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Where did my reply go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vodor Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 fake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Manager: (quietly) You drew a penis on my credit card machine. The manager was probably beet-red when he said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 you drew a credit card machine on my penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 that story just annoys me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 in soviet russia, you annoy story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 You know who it probably is? LOL Alzado. Also, in Soviet Russia, penis doesn't accept credit card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 hahaha great story. nevermind the sourpussies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rook Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 megalol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 i bet it's gaarg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 fucking LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I thought this was funny. I got a sort of similar story actually. It was my last year in school, I was having pedagogy class (which is pretty much like psychology but focusing a bit more on stuff relevant for childcare, -education and so on) and that day we were in a different room cause the usual one was occupied. The room we were in was the resident class room of some other class, it was only just free for this lesson cause they had sports (/"P.E.") or something, their stuff was still there anyway. So the lesson was kind of boring and I was sitting alone in a whole row of four or five desks since the room was pretty big and the course was tiny. I started browsing through the folder and school bag that was near to my desk until I came across the lunch box. I opened that as well and found a "Butterbrot", like this one. But with liverwurst on it. I wanted to mess with it somehow, didn't want to do anything gross, but I thought it would be funny to make a little drawing on a piece of paper and hide it in between the two bread slices. I couldn't think of anything too funny then, so I just went for a very simple drawing of a Pushycat-head (character from a series of ours) that was already known by some as a logo of sorts - that's the original P.: » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « The drawn one would always look a bit different as I drew it very quickly and poorly, this time it had sort of a goofy resigned look, like this: » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « So I hid the note in the bread, within the smeary liverwurst, put it back in the lunch box and put that inside the bag where I found it. I laughed thinking about how odd it must be to be taking a bite and discover a piece of paper... Next day was Thursday, I forgot about it then. Then there was Friday morning, first lesson on that day, Pedagogics, back in the normal room. I was late, the lesson had already started, and the teacher was talking about some "piece of evidence", I didn't know what she meant. I understood she was looking for someone, so I said to some girl next to me something like, this is gonna be fun, assuming it was about some fight that had happened during a break or that someone stole something or whatever, laid back, "ready to enjoy the show". It was only when she took out a foldet piece of dark-pink-ish stained paper that I understood what the evidence she was talking about was. She handed the note to the first students, telling them to pass it on so everyone could take a look at it to see whether they could recognize drawing style or whatever. My feeling of "Oooh shit" was replaced by a sudden outburst of laughter when the teacher said "I do not know who did this but I ensured Mrs.??? that it wasn't one of my students, I said, does she really think a grown up person would do something like this, one who was joining a pedagogy course, that is! Obviously none of you would put the drawing of A PENIS in someone's lunchbox, especially not in one belonging to a 10 year old girl." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 LOL Terpentintollwut LOL kaini too I suppose but anyone who says "but me, I'm a little twisted" is probably a bit of a cock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 lol, awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 You want to know what else you can do to break up register people's days? When they ask how it's going, tell them. I actually got a # thru that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ~ism Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 made me laugh. like a simpleton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Once upon a time, a watmmer was so bored, he clicked the "Last" button that would take him to the last page of threads in General Banter. The Last page wasn't that exciting, but on the SECOND to the last page, there it was; the "Yeah, the credit card doesn't accept penis" thread. The bored watmmer clicked on the thread, and though the original link to the story was no longer active, the watmmer made use of Google to find the story elsewhere and laughed until he was crying. Thank you again, kaini, this bump's for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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