Guest Donkey Rhubarb Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 I cant be the only one who almost spooged in my shorts when i heard about this film? Sylvester Stallone Arnold Schwarzenegger Dolph Lundgren Jet Li Mickey Rourke Jason Statham Jean claude Van spam was offered a role but turned it down, would have been even better. Ah well his loss. Who else would you like in the mix? Norris? Seagal? Willis? Pity they couldn't have done this when they were in their prime. Ive got no idea what dolph has been doing since rocky 4 or 5? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 *hears about film for first time* *does not spooge* how can arnie go back to making films? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 I'm really not sure casting them all together is a good idea? I mean what if they get into a disagreement on set, it won't be any Christian Bale thats for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 last thing i saw Dolph in was some shitty sniper movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 As far as I remember Arnold has only got a cameo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 I cant be the only one who almost spooged in my shorts when i heard about this film? Sylvester Stallone Arnold Schwarzenegger Dolph Lundgren Jet Li Mickey Rourke Jason Statham Jean claude Van spam was offered a role but turned it down, would have been even better. Ah well his loss. Who else would you like in the mix? Norris? Seagal? Willis? Pity they couldn't have done this when they were in their prime. Ive got no idea what dolph has been doing since rocky 4 or 5? I really hope someone on here remembers my fantasy action movie plot outline, as it , if not 100% was very close to this. One can only hope that the plot is the same. I should be entitled to some kind of royalties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 either they're trying to bring sylvester's career back or mickey rourke is going back to shit films Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Rambo will have something to say about all this. I mean have they even asked him? Coz like, hes not mentioned it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Plot: Arnold, Sylvester and Bruce, all former members of a mercenary outfit that once operated throughout the globe in conjunction with the United States Military, dealing in classified operations that worked outside of the normal US Military agenda. Having spent years apart, the men are reunited when their former commander (potentially played by Carl Weathers, aka Apollo Creed) is assassinated , and they come to the realization that they may be targeted as well. Arnold then reveals that at one point in his life, he worked for another militant contingent that operated in a similar fashion to the KGB, but for a Global Government that seeks to subvert the US of A, and there are tell tale signs that this outfit was behind the assassination of their commander. Arnold specifically suspects the man who was in control of the assassin devision of this guild, played by Van Damm, as having ordered the hit on Creed (his name in the movie could be Creed, no big deal). Arnold recalls that this man, who in his short stature, was known for his sadistic ways, may have employed one of his top assassins for the job, played by Dolph Lundgren. What ensues is an action movie to match no other in it's use of exploding motorcycle/car chase sequences, hostage plots, flying karate kicks, catchy taglines (Yippy Ki-yay Motherfuckers) and general sweaty bodies in wife beaters. I would suggest one more villain be added to movie. A good twist would be for Seagal to be the villain, considering he usually plays a seal saving do-gooder in all of his movies. Maybe he could be the one bad guy they manage to convince to turn good. Sounds like an award winning film to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Plot: Arnold, Sylvester and Bruce, all former members of a mercenary outfit that once operated throughout the globe in conjunction with the United States Military, dealing in classified operations that worked outside of the normal US Military agenda. Having spent years apart, the men are reunited when their former commander (potentially played by Carl Weathers, aka Apollo Creed) is assassinated , and they come to the realization that they may be targeted as well. Arnold then reveals that at one point in his life, he worked for another militant contingent that operated in a similar fashion to the KGB, but for a Global Government that seeks to subvert the US of A, and there are tell tale signs that this outfit was behind the assassination of their commander. Arnold specifically suspects the man who was in control of the assassin devision of this guild, played by Van Damm, as having ordered the hit on Creed (his name in the movie could be Creed, no big deal). Arnold recalls that this man, who in his short stature, was known for his sadistic ways, may have employed one of his top assassins for the job, played by Dolph Lundgren. What ensues is an action movie to match no other in it's use of exploding motorcycle/car chase sequences, hostage plots, flying karate kicks, catchy taglines (Yippy Ki-yay Motherfuckers) and general sweaty bodies in wife beaters. I would suggest one more villain be added to movie. A good twist would be for Seagal to be the villain, considering he usually plays a seal saving do-gooder in all of his movies. Maybe he could be the one bad guy they manage to convince to turn good. Sounds like an award winning film to me. hahaha I barely remember this, I thought the expendables had to be stolen from that plot idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 They tried to make this happen in the early 90s - Sly, Arnie and Chuck Norris save the world from aliens. Defeated by Hollywood red tape, which is more powerful than Sly, Arnie, Chuck AND a bunch of aliens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donkey Rhubarb Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 I'd whack in this guy straight away :wink2: Then it'd be almost 95% awesomer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 They should just make a movie about that Something Awful Bucey thread. Holy shit that thing was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 They should just make a movie about that Something Awful Bucey thread. Holy shit that thing was hilarious. que? linkplz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 just learnt about this film. OMG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jubes Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 GET TO THE CHOPPA !!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 How am I not credited for this film at all? I posted my idea for a script like two years ago. Except there is no Seagal or JCVD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 it would be remiss to not include the wrist control of steven seagal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 How am I not credited for this film at all? I posted my idea for a script like two years ago. Except there is no Seagal or JCVD. if i could find the plot summary on imdb .. i would see what you're talking about .. in the meantime if you're not just playing .. if somehow you could show that your post from 2 years ago was prior art .. then that might screw the actual making of this movie which you so dearly wanted to see come to pass ... hehe .. --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpWdd6QQqGo Looks slightly more retarded than I imagined. I only really got interested when Dolph appeared. Gloriously retarded? I dunno. I might have to watch Commando again to get in the mood for this sort of film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Can't fucking wait! Gonna be retarded in a genius way! Rambo 4(John Rambo) is the best action film ever! now I sound like Theo.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Rambo 4 was pretty immense, to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 good, I am not the only person on here that feels this... other two favourites atm = Die Hard 4 and MI3 anyone? anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdust Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 From that trailer feels like i have just watched all the best bits in the film anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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