Guest zaphod Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to delete your watmm posts when deleting your posts is considered abuse of the delete post feature the ability to edit every post you make no matter how insignificant the edit edit: the ability to get a haircut at will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Russia's pretty shit as a superpower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plisb Posted March 3, 2009 Author Share Posted March 3, 2009 <3 Capsaicin The ability to jump super high but not being able to withstand the landing that follows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Ability to make posts on a forum without using fast reply Ability to pry apart any two LEGO pieces you have stuck together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 really bendy thumbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to paint farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to fart paints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Ability to fill any given thimble instantly with tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to be sick in reverse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to connect 5 in a game of connect 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to turn green objects red on wednesdays in june but they have to be a particular shade of green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 to become invisible, but you are the only one who can't see you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 nice bump the ability to turn red traffic lights green just by staring at them for a couple of minutes that is some proper comedic sensibility right there. a real gem of a chortle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Modify the sound of your farts the power to ejaculate in reverse, hoovering up your woman's juices til your balls are like a waterballoon full of lady grease. In my opinion both of these do not belong in this thread. These are both way too awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 the ability to use your thoughts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 being able to walk on water upside down being able to rub your head whilst patting your stomach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest camoqp Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 the ability to become a guido and not convert from thus said transformation of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Though they denied it, I recently deducted and presented a case to my friend which implied that they were a secret villain named The Golden Saucer that slips into homes just to stealthily tinkle in the sink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 the ability to randomly receive ONE of Harvey Keitel's phone calls per day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 being able to walk on water upside down lol this can be interpreted in so many ways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plisb Posted November 18, 2009 Author Share Posted November 18, 2009 being able to walk on water upside down lol this can be interpreted in so many ways lol x2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 The ability to "get it your way" at Burger King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 the ability to get a good passport photograph but only when wearing a hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 the ability to stick to teflon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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