BCM Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 she's a nurse, i hurt my back whilst trying to surf down a three story stairwell on a plank of wood, she gave me 30mg codeine phosphate. nice. i looked fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 surf down a three story stairwell on a plank of woo haha i've tried that before on an easel managed to avoid significant injuries, luckily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 21, 2009 Author Share Posted March 21, 2009 surf down a three story stairwell on a plank of woo lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 maybe she can hook you up with some nootropics. i kid. i'd do that too if i had stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beariksson Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 my drugs gave my mum a girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 21, 2009 Author Share Posted March 21, 2009 was it in Soviet Russia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beariksson Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 no on the moon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 21, 2009 Author Share Posted March 21, 2009 fuck off was it on the moon. there's no air on the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 mmmm that stuff is addictive i used know a bloke who was on a roche 30mg valium script but his mum was on a roche 60mg valium script. and a whole load of other stuff. he used rob her blind and be like a walking pharmacy. prescription drugs are more hardcore than a lot of 'illicit' drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 21, 2009 Author Share Posted March 21, 2009 awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 FLMAO :@ lullezucht Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 22, 2009 Author Share Posted March 22, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 fuck her bum. Now I'm going to read the rest of the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Braintree Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 yuck uck uck uck uck uck uck uck uck uck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 You lie. Shut the fuck up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 my mom once found my puch where i kept some skunk, papers, filter, etc. when i came by looking for it, she asked me what was in it. i said it's a special tobacco blend from india. she wanted to know why i smoke it, so i rolled a spliff of skunk and passed it to her. want to know what happened next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 22, 2009 Author Share Posted March 22, 2009 go on then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Nurses always have the good shit--even if it's private stock. I've seen it a hundred times--a nurse will complain openly about a cold or pain and the doctor hangin' around goes "oh you want a script?" There's an awesome trust circle within medicine if you can get in. my gf can get valium for 'bendy/wobbly/(wabby?) legs'. anxiety in your legs. <walks into surgery> doctor: "bendy legs again...?" her: "yes doctor" doctor: "ok here's 20x 10mg tamazepam" quite literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 What the hell is a puch? I read that as you keeping all your skunk, papers, and filters in your puke and it made me sick. Sudden epiphany: I bet you meant pouch. Anyway, carry on. yes, it's a pouch, my bad. i was surprised to see her so open minded for the time we smoked it. she was amazed by the resourcefullness of rolling a spliff. after we finished she said: "that is some strong stuff. i'm going to sleep. you smoke that to fall asleep?" "No. I do it for fun." she fell asleep on the sofa. after two hours she was still lying there. she looked at me and said: "what did you just give me? i'm watching this stupid show and it never before made me laugh so hard. i feel cosy and warm. it's amazing how my thinking broadened. i just hope you didn't make me smoke pot." "so if i tell you you smoked pot, would that make everything bad?" "DID you give me pot?!" she goes all crazy about it, and suddenly everything is so bad because it's a pot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 22, 2009 Author Share Posted March 22, 2009 a pot? you made her smoke a pot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 you keep stopping at the good part. How exactly did she go crazy, and how did things go "bad"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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