Eggs Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I probably have bigger fingernails than you too... The usual question people ask is "What the fuck is wrong with you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Is the head of your penis similarly disproportionate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bitroast Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 this was taken months ago! who knows how large it is now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggs Posted March 24, 2009 Author Share Posted March 24, 2009 im cut and its a beautiful dick. ill try to think of an example...lord helmet from spaceballs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 my toenail looked like that... before the accident Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 i pulled my left big toe nail off two days ago, it was so fucking satisfying.... i'll post pictures when i'm not at work, i think a lot of you will be grossed out of the remains left on my toe, but no body will be able to resist opening the attatched item... it was like pulling a whick from a candle by the way, with no pain at all.... oh and my right big toe nail is still black underneath, and i assume that will also get pulled off in the near future.... new hobby.. yay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Looks rather normal to me. I once experienced a petite nurse giggling about my feet when i had an ankle sprain... then asked around, and yes, apparently my toenails are considered to be large. Whatever. WTF are you doing ward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 my gyal has a foot fetish and didn't want my toe nails hurting her when i 'toe' her fanny and bum oriphaces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 one of my big toenails is retarded since a washing machine was dropped on it and ripped it from its socket. eggs - do you shave your feet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 i like removing toenails, the big one on my left foot is due to be pulled off, it has grown away from the nailbed because of the pressure of wearing boots alot, it wont correct itself unless i take the whole thing off and regrow it from scratch, i really want to do it myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 i like removing toenails, the big one on my left foot is due to be pulled off, it has grown away from the nailbed because of the pressure of wearing boots alot, it wont correct itself unless i take the whole thing off and regrow it from scratch, i really want to do it myself. do it, it's about as satisfying as formatting your pc and starting over (with the exception of music collection) geeks4eva bra! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 it has grown away from the nailbed because of the pressure of wearing boots alot *imagines kaen wearing 6 inch healed, thigh high boots* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggs Posted March 25, 2009 Author Share Posted March 25, 2009 heh no i dont shave my feet. i had just taken off my sock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 it has grown away from the nailbed because of the pressure of wearing boots alot *imagines kaen wearing 6 inch healed, thigh high boots* shudders violently at that image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 yeah that's disgusting, what the fuck is wrong with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Brittle toenails can be caused by thyroid problems, iron deficiency, circulation problems, biotin deficiency, and impaired kidney function. Toenails that fray or split may be the result of a deficiency in protein, Vitamin C, and/or folic acid, or occur in those who suffer from psoriasis. Common Toenail Problems And Disorders - Thick Toenails Anyone with circulation problems may find that their toenails thicken. Itchy skin around the nail, as well as nails that begin to thin, can be caused by the common skin disease lichen planus. Clubbed toenails, which curve downwards and have a bulging nail bed, can be caused by liver, lung, or heart disease, as well as oxygen deprivation. Nails that grow upwards, which is also called spooning, can be associated with B12 or iron deficiency. If you find that your toenails are flat, it can indicate that you have Raynaud’s disease or a B12 deficiency. Psoriasis can cause your nails to pit. Various serious diseases cause Beau’s lines and horizontal ridges, while vertical ridges can be the result of arthritis. Vertical grooves can be the result of aging, iron deficiency, and kidney disorders. Rheumatoid arthritis can cause your nails to bead. Toenails that look like hammered brass can indicate hair loss. If the beds of your toenails are small and short, this can indicate heart disease. Mee’s lines can be the result of renal failure, or thallium or arsenic poisoning. If you find that your toenails have white lines running across them, then this could indicate liver disease or heart disease, or can even show that you have recently had a high fever. Nails that are opaque white and have a darn band can indicate cirrhosis, cancer, diabetes, aging, and congestive heart failure. Those that are pale or white can mean anemia, kidney disease, or liver disease. Common Toenail Disorders - Yellow Toenail A yellowing nail bed can indicate lymphatic problems, chronic bronchitis, liver disorders, and diabetes, while copper or brown nail beds can indicate a local fungal infection or copper or arsenic poisoning. A gray nail bed can mean that you are suffering from edema, arthritis, post-operative effects, malnutrition, cardio-pulmonary disease, and glaucoma. If you find redness, then it may be caused by a heart condition. However, dark nails may indicate a B12 deficiency. Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 that does look large... it also looks like your big toe has been up all night and it looks like your foot has stretch marks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chax Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 there are many how-to videos on youtube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 My other toe nails are fine, just my two big nails because i bought some new SOCCER boots and they were really tight, and my big nails were too long, so it caused bruising under the nail bed brap bleed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 i have a penis nail. any vids on how to remove it? i got it from fucking too many black chicks. (i have a fetish you see.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 yeah that's disgusting, what the fuck is wrong with you? *imagines saddling up kaen and adjusting stirrups* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggs Posted March 25, 2009 Author Share Posted March 25, 2009 k ill go to the doctor then. i have iron deficiency and diseases. oh and disorders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jim Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 yes it's bloody huge, but the others seem perfectly normal which makes it stick out more. It's pretty cool actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 my gyal has a foot fetish and didn't want my toe nails hurting her when i 'toe' her fanny and bum oriphaces i do the CVA all-in-one foot massage and it goes down surprisingly well. when shes behind me is best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 k ill go to the doctor then. i have iron deficiency and diseases. oh and disorders. It's true. Your big toenail will be the death of you. Protruding nose hairs and gum disease may indicate heart disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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