Guest my usernames always really suck Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 So I woke up today and I'm feeling just bored. Entertain me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 vamsi's official website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 The wonderful world of Looners. http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type...ooners&aq=f Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 vamsi's official website Uhg! Gross. http://www.wimp.com/bunnysong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnar Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 chat to strangers: http://omegle.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rightsidedrive Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: you have 7 day's Stranger: or 6 days You: you have 3 hours You: haha Stranger: o my god You: indeed, tis I You: you have been very bad as of late. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Stranger: er, hi? You: I'm the matrix, Case. Stranger: Cool Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I just had my first Omegle experience today. I acted like a chick who got dumped by her boyfriend. Later I said "It's getting warmer here in Canada. I can finally wear a cleavage outside so I can find a rebound guy more easily haha." The guy responded "I bet lol." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I went for a bike ride through the park then had lunch at a cheap diner. In other words: Hi, I just biked in to say get the fuck out of your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I went for a bike ride through the park then had lunch at a cheap diner. In other words: Hi, I just biked in to say get the fuck out of your house. You're not familiar with how Seattle weather works, are you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chax Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 When hit by boredom, let yourself be crushed by it; submerge, hit bottom. In general, with things unpleasant, the rule is: The sooner you hit bottom, the faster you surface. The idea here is to exact a full look at the worst. The reason boredom deserves such scrutiny is that it represents pure, undiluted time in all its repetitive, redundant, monotonous splendor. Boredom is your window on the properties of time that one tends to ignore to the likely peril of one’s mental equilibrium. It is your window on time’s infinity. Once this window opens, don’t try to shut it; on the contrary, throw it wide open. For boredom speaks the language of time, and it teaches you the most valuable lesson of your life: the lesson of your utter insignificance. (…) For boredom is an invasion of time into your set of values. It puts your existence into its proper perspective, the net result of which is precision and humility. http://lists.extropy.org/pipermail/paleops...May/003252.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 So I woke up today and I'm feeling just bored. Entertain me. Ask me what I'm wearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chax Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 chat to strangers: http://omegle.com/ that site is a cheap imitation of http://www.anicechat.net/ (which is much better) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I went for a bike ride through the park then had lunch at a cheap diner. In other words: Hi, I just biked in to say get the fuck out of your house. You're not familiar with how Seattle weather works, are you There's another Seattle in Afghanistan? Either way, you can still leave your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 There's another Seattle in Afghanistan? Either way, you can still leave your house. Seattle, Afghanistan is a terrible place. It's been raining boredom all day, apparently, so going outside is out of the question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Does it rain bullets? Does it rain bullets in a cafe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Kind of boring: You: hi! Stranger: Dick niggertits You: My name is Jorge. I work at Papa John's Pizza. Stranger: Immigrants You: I live with Javier who fixes Cadillacs Stranger: Spic You: Do you like peperoni? Stranger: Pepperoni reminds me of your moobs You: I grew up on a banana pepper farm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 You: word to your moms Stranger: Tell me a secret You: A girl told me she loved me today and i said thank you Stranger: Do you love her back? You: no Stranger: Lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Does it rain bullets? Does it rain bullets in a cafe? Only when the Afghani freeway is backed up and nearly flooded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Stranger: hi You: this sucks Stranger: horny? You: sure why not Stranger: m/f? You: f You: u? Stranger: m You: cool Stranger: good You: yeah You: are you hard Stranger: ya You: nice You: my balls stink real bad You: oops You: i mean You: my pussyflaps You: they reek You: of ladypiss Stranger: tranny? You: what? You: you are? Stranger: no are you? You: no my balls stink from sitting in pissy toilet floor You: i mean You: my pussy does Stranger: are you a guy You: no. i just sometimes call my pussy "my balls" Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: you have 7 day's Stranger: or 6 days You: you have 3 hours You: haha Stranger: o my god You: indeed, tis I You: you have been very bad as of late. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Omegle, lol. the last time i did that, i only said dialogue from the merchant in resident evil 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 and of course i am a dork, so i still have it saved You: over here....stranger Stranger: don't talk to strangers You: got something that might interest ya! hehehe Stranger: which is? You: what are ya buyin'? Stranger: dunno You: is that all, stranger? Stranger: nope actually You: what are ya sellin'? Stranger: life You: AH, i'll buy it at a high price! You: i see you have an eye for things! gun's not just about shootin', it's about reloadin! you'll know what i'm talkin about! Stranger: i know You: stranger, STRANGER! now that's a weapon! Stranger: look Stranger: i don't wanna use power Stranger: so calm down You: what you need that for mate? goin' huntin' an elephant? Stranger: i don't hunt You: a choice of an avid gun collecter!, it's a nice gun stranger! You: is that all stranger? Stranger: nope You: what are ya buyin'? Stranger: you say You: WELCOME! Stranger: thanks You: HEHEHE, thank you Stranger: you're a cool one You: come back anytime disconnected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Stranger: hi You: this sucks Stranger: horny? You: sure why not Stranger: m/f? You: f You: u? Stranger: m You: cool Stranger: good You: yeah You: are you hard Stranger: ya You: nice You: my balls stink real bad You: oops You: i mean You: my pussyflaps You: they reek You: of ladypiss Stranger: tranny? You: what? You: you are? Stranger: no are you? You: no my balls stink from sitting in pissy toilet floor You: i mean You: my pussy does Stranger: are you a guy You: no. i just sometimes call my pussy "my balls" Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 i miss tony danza's amazing love life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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