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Guest abusivegeorge

Call rape on her. Your younger, they'll believe you, her boyfriend will leave her, and no one will ever want to be with her, she will hate you, but at least you'll know she'll always be single, and when a woman is single, there is always a tiny hope, especially as you'll be the only boy who will want to tap that pussy, because shes a rapist, remember?

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when u see her boyfriend in the school hall go up to him and punch him in the side of the face (or ear) it fucking hurts and then sucker punch him in the mouth then knee him in the chest and trip him over and stomp on his knee.

 

she'll see this and go apeshit for you... by the end of the day youll have her panties on your bedroom floor (either a gift of shes naked in your house)

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Men do not love "girls," young man, they love bacon, small arms fire and contact sports played by men in tight pants now get out there and show me somethin, boy!

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Men do not love "girls," young man, they love bacon, small arms fire and contact sports played by men in tight pants now get out there and show me somethin, boy!

lol

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Guest zaphod

you're actually her father, from the future, and her boyfriend is going to save the world. don't do this.

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Guest JohnTqs
put a love note in her locker

 

but first attach a picture of her to said note and jack off on it.

 

and then take a picture of your post-cum cock and attach that

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put a love note in her locker

 

but first attach a picture of her to said note and jack off on it.

 

and then take a picture of your post-cum cock and attach that

 

And then attach a note with the url to this thread.

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