essines Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 your so ghey. fred mcgriff. you, are so gay loL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 I used to work at a museum as a security guard. I'd go into work hung over as fuck, and be stationed at some remote gallery, busting ass. On several occasssions visitors would enter the gallery, get a whiff and quickly leave. I remember this happening in an Islamic art section once, and the Impressionist galleries another time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 I've been there before. I always do something stupid like eat a big bowl of chili before a date. Anyone ever had a female fart on you while you're sexing her doggystyle? I had this happen to me and the female turned around and looked at me with a "what just happened?" expression on her face. Needless to say that ended sex for the night because I was afraid of getting blasted again. solution: insert finger in anus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 I've been there before. I always do something stupid like eat a big bowl of chili before a date. Anyone ever had a female fart on you while you're sexing her doggystyle? I had this happen to me and the female turned around and looked at me with a "what just happened?" expression on her face. Needless to say that ended sex for the night because I was afraid of getting blasted again. solution: insert fist in anus fixt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 i take it you you were certain it was a bum fart takeshi? I assumed so. It's possible it was queef. I've been there before. I always do something stupid like eat a big bowl of chili before a date. Anyone ever had a female fart on you while you're sexing her doggystyle? I had this happen to me and the female turned around and looked at me with a "what just happened?" expression on her face. Needless to say that ended sex for the night because I was afraid of getting blasted again. solution: insert finger in anus Well I know that now but I was young and inexperienced at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 I saw a man wash his penis (uncircumsied) in the public basin today. He then dried it in a Dyson Airblade. I didn't stare him down. sometimes fathers bring their little girls into the men's room that happened one time when i was at steak-n-shake... [athf] don't pull your penis out unless you really need to[/athf] imo the last time i had steak n shake i had to roll down the window on the way home and projectile vomit. that was 10 years ago. that's all well and good but i like steak-n-shake because they give you the option of ordering a red bull as your drink classy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 I'm so proud of my daughter, she's only 4 and a half and this morning she counted down to her fart. About 10 years ago I was walking on a fairly wide sidewalk behind a women's university. It was fairly empty which was odd (it was in Seoul after all). About 70-100 meters behind me there were two (presumably) university students. I let loose a daisy chain (short quick farts on consecutive steps) for about 4 or 5 steps and continued walking. After about 20 seconds the two students walked through that area and I heard a loud "OH" of disgust. One of the happiest memories of my early days in Seoul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 do you guys find farts and poop this hilarious cause you all have kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 13, 2009 Author Share Posted June 13, 2009 high horse alert!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 THere's nothing funny about it. This is serious biznizz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 13, 2009 Author Share Posted June 13, 2009 high horse alert!! wait no i forget your MO sometimes and it's not high horsey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 i thought you were referring to my comment, but it was a genuine serious question albeit high horsey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 I don't find poop particularly funny. BUt a good fart anecdote once in a while... Like my ex-wife, once we were having dinner at my mom and step-dad's place. They're very "proper", so dinner is very quiet. In the middle of a deafening silence, my ex lets out a very short but very audible high pitched "PARP". Her face turned bright red, and I had to excuse myself to go laugh for about 5 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 I don't find poop particularly funny. BUt a good fart anecdote once in a while... Like my ex-wife, once we were having dinner at my mom and step-dad's place. They're very "proper", so dinner is very quiet. In the middle of a deafening silence, my ex lets out a very short but very audible high pitched "PARP". Her face turned bright red, and I had to excuse myself to go laugh for about 5 minutes. you might have made it look like it was you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 14, 2009 Author Share Posted June 14, 2009 I used to always take the heat when my mom farted in mixed company (she farts a lot) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 I don't find poop particularly funny. BUt a good fart anecdote once in a while... Like my ex-wife, once we were having dinner at my mom and step-dad's place. They're very "proper", so dinner is very quiet. In the middle of a deafening silence, my ex lets out a very short but very audible high pitched "PARP". Her face turned bright red, and I had to excuse myself to go laugh for about 5 minutes. you might have made it look like it was you How very antiquated of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 14, 2009 Author Share Posted June 14, 2009 i'd take the heat for anyone. it's the right thing to do. after a fart, everyone should be claiming it imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 It reminds me: when I watch TV and release a juicy fart, I absolutely have to tilt my head above my legs so I can smell the result, as that gas rises to the sky. I mainly do it for the curiosity and the pride of the act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 only when you're watching TV? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 The way I sit down on my couch is preferable for smelling my own farts, rather than in upright position. It also works on my office chair, but I am less likely to fart while browsing WATMM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 *jots it down* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 i'd take the heat for anyone. it's the right thing to do. after a fart, everyone should be claiming it imo Women's rights. They have a right to be proud of their gas as anyone. I dream of a world where one day there will be no discrimination between a black man's and a white man's fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest umop_apisdn Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 good work, fred. sometimes i have to fart on my technicians. i'll rip a fat stanky and yell at them "CATCH ME A SNAKE, BITCHES!" i nearly shat on myself the other day though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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