Joyrex Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 So I wake up, get my clothes together, grab a clean towel, turn on the water, and hop in - I shower, take the time to shave (hadn't shaved in a few days, looking a bit ragged), get out, dry off, and get ready to get dressed, and BAM! Gotta take a shit. I HATE post-shower shits (PSS) - I'd much rather (as I discussed in previous threads) shit just before a shower, not wipe and just blast the remnants off with the shower head (or the mid-shower shit (MSS), which is nice, since it seems the hot water and being wet sitting on the toilet seems to provide cleaner breaks), resulting in the cleanest sphincter possible. Luckily, it was a very clean break, with minimal wiping needed. Still, I just don't feel as clean as I should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I re-shower, usually just a quick waist down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I've missed you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 I've missed you. Really? Were we to meet up somewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkaholic Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 its all about mid shower shits, ultra clean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Yeah I cant stand those either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 I mean, they really put a damper (pamper, lol) on your day - there's no other confidence booster other than striding confidently into work knowing that nary a fold in your browneye is caked with the remnants of last night's Taco Bell "meal". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 i shit my pants this morning in the kitchen whilst waiting to use the bathroom. thats the worse wipe imaginable because its all around the asshole and in your pants. thats when a shower is best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 i shit my pants this morning in the kitchen whilst waiting to use the bathroom. thats the worse wipe imaginable because its all around the asshole and in your pants. thats when a shower is best I would have threatened whomever was taking up the bathroom with shitting on their bed or in their shoes unless they got out of the bog PRONTO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 i always try hard to shit before the shower.... but it pisses me off like a muthafucka when I have to go right after.... I'm with ya papa~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 what's that you say? a poop thread? papa! papa . . you're . . home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 So I wake up, get my clothes together, grab a clean towel, turn on the water, and hop in - I shower, take the time to shave (hadn't shaved in a few days, looking a bit ragged), get out, dry off, and get ready to get dressed, and BAM! Gotta take a shit. I HATE post-shower shits (PSS) - I'd much rather (as I discussed in previous threads) shit just before a shower, not wipe and just blast the remnants off with the shower head (or the mid-shower shit (MSS), which is nice, since it seems the hot water and being wet sitting on the toilet seems to provide cleaner breaks), resulting in the cleanest sphincter possible. Luckily, it was a very clean break, with minimal wiping needed. Still, I just don't feel as clean as I should. I hate just farting in the shower. I have to rewash twixt the cheeks all over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Georges Bataille Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 joyrex, no offence dude, but you complained about this already a while ago make no mistake about it, we all care about your hygiene and your poo issues, but why'd you wanna go jazz banding this shit on us time and time again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tessier Ashpool Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 So, the conundrum is, if you shit BEFORE the shower, how do you avoid having your poop funk stink up the bathroom while you're washing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 So, the conundrum is, if you shit BEFORE the shower, how do you avoid having your poop funk stink up the bathroom while you're washing? By flushing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Georges Bataille Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 how about by having a shower and a bathroom seperated by a wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 So, the conundrum is, if you shit BEFORE the shower, how do you avoid having your poop funk stink up the bathroom while you're washing? Well, typically I don't smell it since by then I am into the steamy shower, enjoying the scents of my "for men"-enabled soaps and shampoos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 yeah, i have to get up, get a coffee, have a smoke then force a shit out before showering... original source mint & tea leaf shower gel helps kick the stink out in 0.001 seconds... infact, new thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 joyrex, no offence dude, but you complained about this already a while ago make no mistake about it, we all care about your hygiene and your poo issues, but why'd you wanna go jazz banding this shit on us time and time again? No; the last thread was an inquiry about whether shitting pre-shower or during a shower was acceptable/strange/awesome. This is a complaint thread due to my colon deciding to wake up later than the rest of my body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 this is a serious issue and i highly regard the fact that it was posted at least twice. should be pinned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Fuck off you guys, smelling your own shit while you're in the shower is fucking lush, it's like smelling your own farts. Fucking hell as if you don't like showering to the smell of your own vile toxins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Glitchy Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 I thought showering in the morning was abolished? disgusting habit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Shower, shit, shower. The only kind of shit sandwich I enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 BE THE SHIT-ATTACKER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 ya gotta get yer body to take dumps in the morning or before you got to bed g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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