Blir Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Does anyone else get this? Days where you're just edge of your seat agitated? Where you can't stop jiggling your knee and feeling like the slightest thing will make you lash out? I'm getting this so bad right now. Driving me nuts. Discuss. And to appease the usual WATMM clientele - I DID A MASSIVE SHIT AND IT WAS BIG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 how big? photos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoomTssPhace Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 30 seconds then 5 seconds every 30 seconds for total 9 minutes 30 seconds 30 seconds then 5 seconds every 30 seconds for total 4 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 i'm having a writer's block week, and it's making me agitated. i've been playing to many videogames Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 smoke a blunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 eat a steak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 jizz on your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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keltoi Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 how big? photos? aye hold it up so we can see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Aces Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Does anyone else get this? Days where you're just edge of your seat agitated? Where you can't stop jiggling your knee and feeling like the slightest thing will make you lash out? Yes, more often than I would like. Quite often it is for no apparent reason. I don't like it at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 jumpy cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 describe the taste and feeling of it against your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 And to appease the usual WATMM clientele - I DID A MASSIVE SHIT AND IT WAS BIG Please accurately quantify the size (mass; volume; dimensions) of said shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 when i get AGITATED like that, i find the best thing is to flail around... you get in a nice open space and just wig out. let your body flail in any/every direction at once, whatever the hell it wants to do. when you're tired and want to sit down, you're done. it takes some practice to let go like that, but it works like a charm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest boo Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 when i get AGITATED like that, i find the best thing is to flail around... you get in a nice open space and just wig out. let your body flail in any/every direction at once, whatever the hell it wants to do. when you're tired and want to sit down, you're done. it takes some practice to let go like that, but it works like a charm. it's called dancing or more specifically what you described would be intelligent dancing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Does anyone else get this? Days where you're just edge of your seat agitated? Where you can't stop jiggling your knee and feeling like the slightest thing will make you lash out? I'm getting this so bad right now. Driving me nuts. Discuss. And to appease the usual WATMM clientele - I DID A MASSIVE SHIT AND IT WAS BIG Ah, I think I know what your problem is - since you claim to have taken a 'massive shit', the shaky, jiggling knee and temper are due to your body recovering from having expelled a football from your anus. My recommendation is while your anus is still flexible, lube up a water balloon, and insert it into the cavity where the excrement was, and slowly over a period of 3 hours let out 4ccs of water every 15 minutes, thus allowing your anal muscles to slowly go back to normal, and restore the tension required for proper bowel movments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 it's called dancing or more specifically what you described would be intelligent dancing is bjork dance; yell yell scream punch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 I went go karting guys, it was awesome. I felt much better after a 1.5 hour le mans style race. 200CC karts, pretty fucking awesome. Thread maybe to follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 my mate drank several cans of these on saturday night... he ended up jumping around the entire club, against walls and onto people to the sound of minimal techno for several hours... it was impossible to stop him, like he was on pills or something. I never thought this stuff could make you go crazy like thath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 i've been constantly agitated for about two weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Any time I want to read a book, I can't get comfortable. I can't pay attention to the words because it goes like this: - My right arm feels uncomfortable, shift elbow around a bit - Read a couple more paragraphs - Pillows are getting flat, put book down and fluff pillows - Read a paragraph - Now I fluffed them too much and my neck feels funny. Scootch up a bit - Read a couple more paragraphs - It's a little warm in here. Get out of bed and open the window to let the cool night air in. - Get back in bed, read a couple more paragraphs - Now I'm uncomfortable again, and the lower pillow is slowly sinking into the wall behind my mattress. Get out of bed, pull the pillow out from between the mattress and wall, and adjust my mattress to move it closer to the wall again. Fluff pillows accordingly. - Read another paragraph - Now I have to pee. Get out of bed and go to the toilet - Go back, read a page - My left arm feels uncomfortable the way I'm holding the book and it's getting too cold in here. Get out of bed, grab a blanket. - Read another couple of paragraphs while leaning in a way so that I attempt to read the book without having to hold it. - Well I thought I had it and now the book flipped a bunch of pages from a breeze from the open window - Get out of bed and play Team Fortress 2 until 7:30 in the morning. Go to sleep and wake up at 2:00pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chenGOD Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Any time I want to read a book, I can't get comfortable. I can't pay attention to the words because it goes like this: - My right arm feels uncomfortable, shift elbow around a bit - Read a couple more paragraphs - Pillows are getting flat, put book down and fluff pillows - Read a paragraph - Now I fluffed them too much and my neck feels funny. Scootch up a bit - Read a couple more paragraphs - It's a little warm in here. Get out of bed and open the window to let the cool night air in. - Get back in bed, read a couple more paragraphs - Now I'm uncomfortable again, and the lower pillow is slowly sinking into the wall behind my mattress. Get out of bed, pull the pillow out from between the mattress and wall, and adjust my mattress to move it closer to the wall again. Fluff pillows accordingly. - Read another paragraph - Now I have to pee. Get out of bed and go to the toilet - Go back, read a page - My left arm feels uncomfortable the way I'm holding the book and it's getting too cold in here. Get out of bed, grab a blanket. - Read another couple of paragraphs while leaning in a way so that I attempt to read the book without having to hold it. - Well I thought I had it and now the book flipped a bunch of pages from a breeze from the open window - Get out of bed and play Team Fortress 2 until 7:30 in the morning. Go to sleep and wake up at 2:00pm. Read sitting in chair or on sofa. Problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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