Joyrex Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Two Girls One Cyst - Watch more Funny Videos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elliotjking Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 im too afraid to press play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted July 27, 2009 Author Share Posted July 27, 2009 im too afraid to press play It's pretty grim - you'll never eat aerosol cheese products again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 LOL, that was awesome. I have one roughly that size on my lower back, maybe I should do the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 If people would wash themselves more often, they could avoid such things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted July 27, 2009 Author Share Posted July 27, 2009 LOL, that was awesome. I have one roughly that size on my lower back, maybe I should do the same. Video or gtfo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Oh....my..........FUUUCCCKKK!!!! I only watched half of the video....Jesus fucking Christ man! Where/how/why do you find all these JR? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I would love to lance cysts for a living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Where'd the pukey emoticon go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted July 27, 2009 Author Share Posted July 27, 2009 I would love to lance cysts for a living. Strangely enough, so would I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 christ, my eyes :( i had a big one on my neck a while ago, which decided to burst at work it was a bit like that, but yellower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lands end road Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Free mayonnaise dispenser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted July 27, 2009 Author Share Posted July 27, 2009 Free mayonnaise dispenser! Yeah, it actually DOES look like when you squeeze mayo out of a packet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Dont have the balls to watch it. Fuck you joyrex, for showing me how much of a man I'm not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 yucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 excellent synopsis xxx:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Really a brilliant device of physiology. Some staphylococcal species invades your hair follicle, macrophages keep coming to the rescue to clean it up and then die and create the pus blockade. Anaerobic bacteria who love the lack of oxygen can eat the material but unfortunately, the by-product is dihydrogen sulfide a.k.a fart gas. The body senses the riot going on and builds up a thickened wall so the epic drama can play out safely. So, that smell that everyone pukes over is literally like standing over an anus farting out a Mexican buffet type doomer--it's all the same. It's nothing like a decomposed autopsy but it's pretty close. The problem is all the cigarettes and beer and hairy backs and lack of latex gloves. Should have shaved and scrubbed with chlorhexidine and used an irrigation solution to prevent re-infection. At least that was a surgical grade scalpel and looked like it had a sterile beginning before entering into the sphere of white trash. I loved every word of this post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Really a brilliant device of physiology. Some staphylococcal species invades your hair follicle, macrophages keep coming to the rescue to clean it up and then die and create the pus blockade. Anaerobic bacteria who love the lack of oxygen can eat the material but unfortunately, the by-product is dihydrogen sulfide a.k.a fart gas. The body senses the riot going on and builds up a thickened wall so the epic drama can play out safely. So, that smell that everyone pukes over is literally like standing over an anus farting out a Mexican buffet type doomer--it's all the same. It's nothing like a decomposed autopsy but it's pretty close. The problem is all the cigarettes and beer and hairy backs and lack of latex gloves. Should have shaved and scrubbed with chlorhexidine and used an irrigation solution to prevent re-infection. At least that was a surgical grade scalpel and looked like it had a sterile beginning before entering into the sphere of white trash. WATMM would not be the same without you. Never change! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overand Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 That video made what happened on his back happen in my pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 my friend has a re-occurring cyst near his asshole edit: i'm sure he would be glad i posted that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Is there something wrong if I actually felt a little bit of joy every time more came out? Its kind of like a completionist obsession, no matter what "it" is (in this case, pus), getting it all out is a wonderful victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 there is no more satisfying thing in life, than to drain pus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Space Coyote Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 What happened at the end when they thought there was a chunky bit and the filming girl says "oh!.....oh......oh"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted July 28, 2009 Author Share Posted July 28, 2009 Really a brilliant device of physiology. Some staphylococcal species invades your hair follicle, macrophages keep coming to the rescue to clean it up and then die and create the pus blockade. Anaerobic bacteria who love the lack of oxygen can eat the material but unfortunately, the by-product is dihydrogen sulfide a.k.a fart gas. The body senses the riot going on and builds up a thickened wall so the epic drama can play out safely. So, that smell that everyone pukes over is literally like standing over an anus farting out a Mexican buffet type doomer--it's all the same. It's nothing like a decomposed autopsy but it's pretty close. The problem is all the cigarettes and beer and hairy backs and lack of latex gloves. Should have shaved and scrubbed with chlorhexidine and used an irrigation solution to prevent re-infection. At least that was a surgical grade scalpel and looked like it had a sterile beginning before entering into the sphere of white trash. My thoughts exactly - considering the amount that came out, I highly doubt she expressed all of it just by squeezing - there was some really deep tissue infection going on there, taking into account the cyst hadn't presented itself very far out of the sub-dermal layer. If I had to guess, I'd say it was probably an ingrown hair that caused that... my friend has a re-occurring cyst near his asshole edit: i'm sure he would be glad i posted that And you know this how? Is there something wrong if I actually felt a little bit of joy every time more came out? Its kind of like a completionist obsession, no matter what "it" is (in this case, pus), getting it all out is a wonderful victory. Not at all - I got more interested each time she'd wipe away, and you'd see a bit more present itself at the incision site... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 after seeing this thread i avoided it but today i felt that the image in my head is probably worse than the video. i was wrong. i feel sick now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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