Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 this guy ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 DAT ASS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 This fortune cookie has been up somebody's ass. Enjoy your evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 make a graphic fortune that illustrates how to open the fortune cookie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 "you just ate cat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted September 9, 2009 Author Share Posted September 9, 2009 make a graphic fortune that illustrates how to open the fortune cookie oooh that's really nice i quite like this this guy ^ and this one too. the eyes have to be perfectly/subtley whacked out just like it too or else no good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 "you just ate cat" was surprised the dog/cat thing didn't come up sooner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 That limo has 1 window on teh front, probably at the back too so thats 2 and I counted 38 windows on one side, meaning there are another 38 windows on that side 38+38=76 76+2=78 The limo has a total of 78 windows. 2 people can be seated at the front and probably 4 can be seated on each seat for each window so 4x38=152 152+2=154 About 154 people can fit into that limo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 this will self-destruct in 1 month according to scientific consensus on paper decomposition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deep Fried Everything Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 if you try to put "in bed" at the end of this fortune you'll surely end up shagging your own ugly sister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 ΔMi−1 = −αΣn=1NDi[n][Σj∈C{i}Fji[n − 1] + Fexti[n−1]] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 "So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore". "You will do it for the rush, the adaptation, and the general backwardness of the act." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I would have just given this to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 If you are reading this you just opened a fortune cookie _____________________________________________(please fill in) You know that thing that you always do that everybody hates? Stop doing it. This fortune doubles as an ornamental ring. Just add tape. YdOlUe cSoOnLgVrEaDt uTlHaEt iRoInDs, (this took way too long to make) 8==============================D~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Please don't make a mess in the washroom, we worked really hard cleaning it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 god i used to be so creative. i cant believe i cant come up with a damn thing. my brain is all gordoed up these days a fortune that says "GML" would work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 In Japan Fortune cookie knows shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Just start writing haikus that are missing the last two syllables to make room for "in bed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 MSGMLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 you are going to regret this dinner tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 allah akbar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest underscore Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 just have it read "http://www.wisdomportal.com/JS/RandomFortunes.html" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 allah akbar! ^That and a small picture of an AK47 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Space Coyote Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 "HE'S A LIAR. HE'LL RAPE YOU. HE'LL KILL. YOU KILL HIM FIRST." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 "The other cookies are lying to you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thanksomuch Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 death comes to us all eight year olds, Dude. That which is escaped now is pain to come. Remember, we are eternal. All this pain is an illuision. The words of a dead man are modified in the guts of the living. There is no coming to consciousness without pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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