Guest Helper ET Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 hey there you bastards this time your gonna try to bust out an unheard of health fact, not a rumor or an opinion, but an uncommon piece of information, probably concerning food, drinking, cleaning, or other related products and/or operations, which may be harmful to a persons health. it may range from chemtrails in the air, fluoride in the water, and harmful food additives, to plastic shower curtain vapors, squalene in the swine flu vaccine, and electromagnetic exposure from microwaves, cell phones, laptops, and other sources the list goes on. these things never end. they just keep getting bigger and bigger because we just keep using more and more toxins, and we keep inventing more and more weird ways to perpetuate the lie our lifestyles have become go nuts! i just want one from each person but if you can lay down 10 or 20 hidden health threats, that would be great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 nobody give this 'man' any secrets regarding human health and physiology. the future of our planet may depend on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 we have infiltrated your human genome project. your secrets are no more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 basically, oxygen kills us and gold freezes us in time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 basically, if you dont stick your finger up your ass every time you shit your colon will back up its things and move to detroit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 you mean back off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 my colon is 2 meters shorter than everyone elses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 the average person should swallow eleven butterflies over the course of every summer. underconsumption leads to a tortured soul and may result in becoming a ghost after passing away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fox Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 You have seventeen minutes to live and you will spend the bulk of them here. quite sad actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 i have three penises Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Centipedes in your vagina? It's more likely than you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 corn nuts are surprisingly high in fiber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest southside jim Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 farts smell bad, but taste great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Vegetarians have the most terrible farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest southside jim Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 i think a lot of them eat organic-based food...that shit always gave me the worst shits and gas ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 the average woman will give birth to two turtles prior to having a child. this widens the birth canal and prepares them for labor. it is also the origin of the phrase "shell shock". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 I have a liver 75-80% damaged beyond any physical repair (Cirrhossis of the liver, stage 3 going into 4), completely dead, so I have to maintain the 20% I have left in order to live. I didn't read any of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 basically, oxygen kills us True and gold freezes us in time Wat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 receiving unwanted anal sex makes your dick bigger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 excercise, eat lots of different things, and be happy, don't smoke too much also. Oh yeah, sleep well(and sleep sober, don't use booze to fall asleep). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 basically, oxygen kills us True and gold freezes us in time Wat? Fucking lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Vegetarians have the most terrible farts this its really funny actually because vegetarians are usually all morally upright and proper and shit but they fart like a motherfucker and the contrast is funny usually i'll say something like "and you say I'M the unhealthy one?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest leprechaun Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Vegetarians have the most terrible farts this its really funny actually because vegetarians are usually all morally upright and proper and shit but they fart like a motherfucker and the contrast is funny usually i'll say something like "and you say I'M the unhealthy one?" Yes, but on the contrary, vegetarians general taste better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 the quicker your reflexes the longer you'll live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 love will break your heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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