dr lopez Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 From the packaging of some shitty bean dip bought, too lol not to share: The innocent bean twines its tendrils around the earthy passion of pesto. White Bean Dip is born. Rustic yet refined. Born of rolling, sage-colored hills, fire-roasted red peppers and aged parmesan cheese, this is a taste that welcomes you home. from the J peterman catalog for sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 *giggles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 oh my lord i hope they're joking. so it wasn't good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 I used to want to write this kind of thing for a living. props to whomever wrote that, they knew exactly what they were doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 venetian snares and his mom and ex love my bean dip AKA Eatable Crack recipe and ingredients are as follows. 1 extra large cam of Rosarita Refried Beans 2 Sticks of some generic store brand cream cheese. 1 large bottle of pace picantes sauce. 2 tomatoes. 1 bunch of cilantro. 1 onion. a hand full of small skinny chilly peppers. and some Love --------------------------------------- ---- instructions are as follow. chop yer produce. get a big pot, add the beans, cook on high, stir it around till it gets smooth. then add the cream cheese, sir it in till it blends. then add the pace picante sauce, after that then add the produce. and don't forget to make it with love . . or else it will just taste like shit. everything will be cool as long as you don't burn the beans, it doesn't need to be super hot, it's best served when warm and even better when it gets cold. if you have friends around you will see them constantly going back for seconds and complimenting you on how great they are. that's when you can tell that you made yer bean dip successfully with love <3 best eaten with tortilla chps dude, can't forget them shits. Boh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 This bean dip sounds amazing! Good for them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Amazing bean dip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deepex Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Venetian Snares' mom approved bean dip you say!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Beans beans Good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart The more you fart, the better you feel So beans, beans, every meal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 damn I'm so hungry right now... working overnight sucks because the cafeteria is closed :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Beans beans Good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart The more you fart, the better you feel So beans, beans, every meal epic fail ^^^ it is: Beans, Beans The musical fruit The more you eat, The more you toot. The more you toot, The better you feel. So let's eat beans at every meal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deepex Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 I always said both of those! The more fart rhymes the merrier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 do you live in a dustbin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Beans beans Good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart The more you fart, the better you feel So beans, beans, every meal epic fail ^^^ it is: Beans, Beans The musical fruit The more you eat, The more you toot. The more you toot, The better you feel. So let's eat beans at every meal! Maybe in the Midwest hillbilly backwater where you come from, it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 you may think the bean dip is 'shitty', but in fact it is just that you are not 'rustic yet refined' edit: its Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I used to want to write this kind of thing for a living. props to whomever wrote that, they knew exactly what they were doing. as soon as I read it I thought of your amazon reviews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Beans beans Good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart The more you fart, the better you feel So beans, beans, every meal epic fail ^^^ it is: Beans, Beans The musical fruit The more you eat, The more you toot. The more you toot, The better you feel. So let's eat beans at every meal! Maybe in the Midwest hillbilly backwater where you come from, it is. chicago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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