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http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,28348,26229233-5014239,00.html

 

"They say their maths proves that nature will "ripple backward through time" to stop the LHC before it can create the God particle, like a time traveller who goes back in time to kill his grandfather."

 

this shit is totally futurama/red dwarf. gets funnier the more i read it.

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It hasn't happened, has it? It has "will have going to have happened" happened, but it hasn't actually "happened" happened yet, actually.

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What am I supposed to be doing? Killing my Grandfather?

 

 

No, sleeping with your grandmother so you BECOME your grandfather.

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It hasn't happened, has it? It has "will have going to have happened" happened, but it hasn't actually "happened" happened yet, actually.

Poppycock! It will be happened; it shall be going to be happening; it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future. Simple as that.

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It hasn't happened, has it? It has "will have going to have happened" happened, but it hasn't actually "happened" happened yet, actually.

Poppycock! It will be happened; it shall be going to be happening; it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future. Simple as that.

 

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Guest Helper ET

big weapon go boom

you do the funny

haha we all be dead

make a joke while youre childs face is torn open in a glass windshield. haha do the funny.

this has become such a ridiculous idea, everyone goes, "duh....destroy world be funny...i watch the TV", meanwhile we all get sucked into a space the size of a rolling dice. "haha, ET make the funny again! he makes the laughter occur duh duh"!

 

FUCK YOU! hide! hide!!!!!!!!!!!!!! were far beyond fighting, even hiding is retarded, but i bet you think youre gonna be fine, and i bet you disagree with me because i said the word "retarded"... thats how fucked you are!

 

 

HAVE FUN PEOPLE. YOURE ALL GONNA DIE!

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http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,28348,26202947-5014239,00.html

 

also this. CERN scientist approaches al qaeda over the internet...

 

hmmmm. how easy would it be to contact them do you think. i want to troll them.

 

 

 

edit: dont understand how to link that page

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But Prof Cox, ex-keyboardist for 1990's pop group D:REAM, dismissed the hysteria in rock-star style.

 

"Anyone who thinks the LHC will destroy the world is a tw--," he said.

 

 

wtf?

 

FTW

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Guest Stoppit

look, when the fuck are they going to invent hoverboards?

 

I invented a hoverboard once. But then my future self turned up, kicked me in the nuts and stole it. Bastard.

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Guest Super lurker ultra V12

look, when the fuck are they going to invent hoverboards?

22/12/2012

 

right after the end of everything

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