producer snafu Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 soooooooo, this chick down the street whom i have had a crush on since the 4th grade has moved back in with her parents and she has tooken an interest to further socialise with me. i used to hang out with her and smoke cigarettes with her and she has been inviting me to come over and smoke cigs with her. i'm not looking to hook up with her because she's pretty much the homey, but i do wanna avoid awkward momments where i pretty much have nothing to say and then it's "oh well i best head off now, it was nice seeing you, i'll talk to you later" i enjoy spending time with her and i am not that socially retarded where i can't hold a conversation, it's more so on her part, so my question was what are some subjects or questions you would bring up in a conversation upon further getting to knowing someone? some pics of the cute dame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 this isn't what you want to hear but you can learn more from the silences sometimes than the talking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardan Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 good topic is butt-wiping technique Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted December 28, 2009 Author Share Posted December 28, 2009 that's easier to do when you are not face to face but side by side, but i'll keep that in mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Harry Potter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Here's a few topics I would try as conversation starters 1. People who decorate their houses too much over christmas 2. The first move in a fight: kick vs punch 3. Natasha McElhone's irish accent in the film Ronin 4. Those stainless steel soap bars that get the smell of onion off your fingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Well you say you don't wanna hook up with her, but as we all know that you do. I'd say that kissing her is a good way to ease into never having to worry about not having anything to talk about again. juss sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Or add alcohol to the cigarette mix. Always opens people up. But seems like she likes you ay. And there's nothing wrong with homely girls, most guys are homebodies at heart anyway. AND cupcakes taste nicer when you're sitting chilling on your couch next to your dame. ----:: Sorry for not giving you any suggestions and just adding to your frustration mate. *oK|(;-] :: E-;`)Nao* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 talk about how weird/neato it is having genitals, tell your a chronic liar and tell her about your years as a dictator in the ukraine, tell her you can smell her farts even when she thinks shes getting away with it, talk about how shitty it is that you weren't born in Ethiopia, tell her to show you what she gonna do with all that junk... all that junk up in her trunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted December 28, 2009 Author Share Posted December 28, 2009 hahah funny thing is that she texted me to come out side when she was walking her dog, said she was half drunk and wanted to smoke, i asked if she wanted to continue the party at her house by drinking some merlot, she was enthusiastic about that, brought the bottle of wine over ther thinking it was a twist off and it wasn't so we are drinking today after she buys a cork screw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 execute plan:penis insertion get her drunk and get up in that trunk lol or just realize she thinks your cool and dont worry about what you say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Ask her why she strikes the same pose in every photo and then tries to hide the fact with minor hair and accesory alterations. And then ask her if she knows who Jimmy Nail is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Tell her sometimes your penis slowly recoils into your body and this causes you to get lightheaded and faint. The last time this happened, the shock from the fall stopped your heart and you almost died and shit everywhere. Luckily your mom is a nurse and she knew that the only way to revive you was to gently lure your penis out of you. She licked her hands so that she couldn't pull too hard, and instead they would just slip down the shaft. In the middle of this recollection you need to start wobbling, trembling your left arm, and then roll your eyes back in your head. Unbutton your pants as you fall back and lean against the nearest wall, while positioning your body to fall on something valuable. She'll probably just ask you to leave but for a few seconds she'll have thought about your dick and jacking you off. You walk out of there the victor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 pretty sure adjective's idea is not a gonna end with you getting a tug job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 some quick observations lead me to believe that this girl would enjoy the following topics of conversation: necklaces, sign language, straw hats, denim shorts, hobby-horses, iphones, plastic storage boxes. ... now go get 'er tiger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylonbitch Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 just ask her about herself and her opinions. most women can mang on for hours about that shit and all you have to do is look interested and say 'yeah, totally,'.. and 'really?,,, that's fascinating'. in all the right places. zero effort on your part, and she thinks you're a great listener, and 'really interested in the real meeeeee!!'. then you bonejob her. q e fucking d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 i would seriously recommend learning magic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 get inside her snafu, snafu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted December 28, 2009 Author Share Posted December 28, 2009 i'm convinced that most of you guys have never talked to any chicks before besides your mother aunts grandmas and sisters . . . . not een your sisters friends. . . . . maybe kinda talked to yegg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 your right I'm still in the womb, got wifi up in this bitch.... if you wanna get serious I think the point everyone was trying to make with their most ridiculous idea's was it doesn't really fucking matter what you talk about with a girl, you can seriously talk to a girl about the most fucking interesting of topics and if you do it in a really in-confident manner shes gonna get bored and its gonna feel awkward. It took me a few years out of high school to realize that you can talk to the hottest bitch in the world about a huge bloody booger you ate this morning and if you do it in a confident manner like I don't give a fuck what you think she will be fascinated. its all about being comfortable, going into a situation with a handbook of topical possibilities isn't gonna make it impossible to make things awkward as fuck. ya gotta relax and not give a shit, that's the only thing that matters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 i'm convinced that most of you guys have never talked to any chicks before besides your mother aunts grandmas and sisters . . . . not een your sisters friends. . . . . maybe kinda talked to yegg. why would i talk to women when my sole aim is to penetrate your anus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest khrimson Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 talk about analords Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandi_B Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I'm so/so about recommending this, but read the news every morning. I say read, not watch, because then you can pick stories you are interested in to read more about, then talk about them later. The news can be a bit depressing, and of course biased, but getting the general idea of a story doesn't really hurt., I learned this in a networking seminar I took and ever since then I read the news every morning and am never short on stuff to yack about. It helps in meeting new people too "Hey, nice cheeseburger shirt, did you hear today a guy ate a 20 lb cheeseburger, crazy, whats your name" etc. Edit: don't read celebrity gossip sites and talk about that, b/c then she might think you are a bit too fem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Ask her how many 4 year olds she could take in a fight at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 It helps in meeting new people too "Hey, nice cheeseburger shirt, did you hear today a guy ate a 20 lb cheeseburger, crazy, whats your name" etc. :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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