Guest IRARI Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 man with worlds most penis unemployed First Posted: 01- 8-10 05:06 PM | Updated: 01- 9-10 02:48 PM At first glance, Jonah Falcon is just another statistic. Unemployed and living with his mother, Falcon is but one of the 20% of working-age American men without a job. Yet Falcon has something no other man has: the record for the world's largest penis. Yes, that's a fact. Since being profiled in Rolling Stone and appearing in an HBO documentary about his 13.5 inch penis, the 39-year-old Brooklyn native has struggled to find a steady job and is now living at home with his mother. Falcon had been working as a video game reviewer for a website as well as a small-time actor. But in a recent interview with Sphere, Falcon talks about how he his now "between jobs" due to the "rough economy." And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon says that he doesn't do porn because if he did, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 yeah, i've been trying, but there's no fucking work out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 i've read about him he fucked tons of girls (and dudes) but he was sick of fucking a different girl each day, and wants a real relationship he didn't have sex for the last 10 years this man deserves a sad, melancholic autobiographical movie made about him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David R James Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 He should have a sex change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon says that he doesn't do porn because if he did, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody." Does not compute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 I would take him seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon says that he doesn't do porn because if he did, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody." Does not compute. agreed - no-one will take him seriously, as opposed to his current dual occupation as no-mark and record-holder for big schlong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 There is nothing more serious than porn Does anyone ever just sit there watching porn with a furrowed brow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 i've read about him he fucked tons of girls (and dudes) but he was sick of fucking a different girl each day, and wants a real relationship he didn't have sex for the last 10 years this man deserves a sad, melancholic autobiographical movie made about him shit, totally. i can imagine him espousing poignant/life-weary/quotable stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 There is nothing more serious than porn Does anyone ever just sit there watching porn with a furrowed brow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyrofen Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 There is nothing more serious than porn Does anyone ever just sit there watching porn with a furrowed brow? This made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 when he lies down, does it point north? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 its not the size of the ocean its how big your cock is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I feel genuinely sorry for him. I would not want to have a cock that big at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 If that's his real name he's fighting destiny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I wonder how his dick washing methods compare with those of fred mcgriff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ivan Lennovitz Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Could please someone give this man a handjob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I need pics of his dick, please provide! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 this dick size thing is interesting. It seems like you have all these black guys with monster dicks, but then every so often a white guy like John Holmes comes along with a real whopper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I need pics of his dick, please provide! NSFW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 he should impregnate as many women as possible so we get more of these guys running around. At least that's what I'd do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 According to Troon, this dick is so large it doubles as an asshole. The balls are bells that 'ding dong merrily on high' when he has to go poopoo. hardly hygenic, but amazing? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Imagine the sweat pants boner he'd have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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