Fred McGriff Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 like if i were right now to say to you, yo, i jusr ripped my toenail off (the excess white part) and it smells like blue cheese, that would be too much of a generalization. my toenail clippins straight up stink of roqureofrt cheese, the finest of all cheeses. i dont know whether to be proud or mortified. as a foodie this is one of the most complex dilemmas of taste i've ever experienced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 That's a tough one, yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 15, 2010 Author Share Posted February 15, 2010 i mean, right? it's an EXACT genetic matchup with roquefort. it's not goronzola, it's not stilton, it's fucking pure roquefort growing beneath my toenails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I've been experiencing similar issues actually. Although my nails have a tendency to smell more like straight up vomit. Perhaps you should give it a taste, it might seal the deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 15, 2010 Author Share Posted February 15, 2010 well straight up vomit is not a far cry from a good blue cheese. in fact you are dangerously close to dropping some serious funk on them toes. might i suggest just a touch more vitamin D in your diet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 You are right, I'll see if I can come up with a new blend of cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 maybe cheese has just always smelled like fred's feet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 DRINKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 fondue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Nail fondue, it's the new thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 impakt - knows what's up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 maybe cheese has just always smelled like fred's feet way to steal my joke before i can post it :\ now i have nothing funny to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 maybe cheese has just always smelled like fred's feet way to steal my joke before i can post it :\ now i have nothing funny to say. i would've only thought of that by staying up til 3 am. i want autechre to have a song called roqureofrt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 some twat delivery driver dropped a washing machine on my big toe nearly 3 years ago now. my nail came out of it's socket and fell off apart from a thin thread of tissue. the nurse forced it back into it's socket but it's never been right since and grows (very thick and slowly) with a gap of fresh air between toe and nail. the stuff that i scrape form here smells like roquefart and smelling it is strangely morish even though i don't even like roquefart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 interesting. my toenail clippings smell like parmesan. hmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uelogy Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 interesting. my toenail clippings smell like parmesan. hmmmm yeh, ive noticed my feet are like a kaleidoscopic-cheese-rainbow... depending on how long i go between washing my feet and or socks, i have found massive differences in aroma and 'taste' if u like, however all from the cheese vocabulary... feet are funny like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 You're a veritable Ferdinand the Foodie, roquefort....i hope you didn't start licking them in anticipation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 watch out for that first step it's a doozy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 can we get this back on track? Nail Fondue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 I wonder what boiffard's big toe smelled like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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