keltoi Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 i'm dilating now... but worried this is going to hurt. if it's anything special i'll take a picture for you. wish me luck guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 30, 2010 Author Share Posted April 30, 2010 thanks! i think i'm dilated to 3 cm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 i'm dilating that's the kind of thing to say at dinner on a first date after you rest your hand on top of theirs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigs Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 i'm dilating that's the kind of thing to say at dinner on a first date after you rest your hand on top of theirs. lol watch out, i've had shits draw blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 30, 2010 Author Share Posted April 30, 2010 oh god deliver me from evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 3, 2, 1 and LIFT OFF!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Congrats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Posted Image Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 someone should make this into a tv game show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 30, 2010 Author Share Posted April 30, 2010 quite traumatic. i don't want to talk about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 If it hasn't come out yet, try a little vaseline. It will help ease your passage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beariksson Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 drink large amounts of coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 30, 2010 Author Share Posted April 30, 2010 it's out. some of it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Assuming you are an anal virgin, you should have the muscle tone to reshape your droppings as they exit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 make a poopman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 30, 2010 Author Share Posted April 30, 2010 Assuming you are an anal virgin, you should have the muscle tone to reshape your droppings as they exit. i can mould my poop into animal shapes with my sphincter... usually elephant seals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 it's out. some of it anyway. Something to say as you sit back down at the table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 30, 2010 Author Share Posted April 30, 2010 it's out. some of it anyway. Something to say as you sit back down at the table ... covered in sweat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Abuse Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 how huge was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 30, 2010 Author Share Posted April 30, 2010 not huge but it was a 3 stager with another to follow at a later date. i think in total weight per sitting rather than per singular faecal mass we'd all still be quite astonished and extremely proud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigs Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 *golf clap* Sent from Fred McGriff's Blackberry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iamabe Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 I occasionally forget to poop and a few days later am rammed up the ass by my own too-long shit that can't go any further into the toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 I'm not gay but, I get rammed up the ass by my own excrement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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