Guest iamabe Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 It's friday...and I'm not gay, but..my poop fucks me new uber thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 almost had a breached shit myself yesterday I was getting chills it had been in me so long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 this is gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardan Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 steak ~ constipation and anal pain was it worth it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 i've started taking fiber supplements and they've changed my life. i now crap once a day, and it's always so easy and beautifully formed that i sort of hesitate before flushing it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 RIP Phil; offed by a giant shit named Brynn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafted Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 steak ~ constipation and anal pain was it worth it? the worst is those cheeseballs that come out at Christmas and become lodged in your intestines for about 3 months. a la Paul Atreides.. THE PAINNNNNNNN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Back when I was a child I swallowed all the bubblegum I chewed because I was too lazy to find a trashcan or a piece of paper. Only recently have I begun to shit out the rubbery remains, which congealed together as time wears on, creating a gummy, sticky shit that completely devastated my toilet last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 the worst is those cheeseballs that come out at Christmas and become lodged in your intestines for about 3 months. a la Paul Atreides.. THE PAINNNNNNNN LOL at Dune reference. Love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Today I sat on the toilet for about 30 minutes playing Advance Wars: Dual Strike, and when I flushed the toilet I didn't hear the gurgle of the contents going down the tube. I looked in the bowl and saw a lot of light-brown, dry, disgusting corn-filled shit floating around. I was ashamed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 has anyone else ever got so fed up with being constipated that they just jam their fingers up their ass and pull the fucker out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iamabe Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Today I sat on the toilet for about 30 minutes playing Advance Wars: Dual Strike, and when I flushed the toilet I didn't hear the gurgle of the contents going down the tube. I looked in the bowl and saw a lot of light-brown, dry, disgusting corn-filled shit floating around. I was ashamed. I have spent so many hours of my life playing advance wars while shitting. walls of infantry > all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 BCM- The answer to your query is a resounding 'no'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 man up mesh fox, jesus. try living life and not pooping for days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 2, 2010 Author Share Posted May 2, 2010 keltoi if this is serious you really should have seen a doctor maybe on tuesday instead of posting on watmm about it on saturday. go to the doctor with a bad case of not pooping for 2 days? i'm not gay but... has anyone else ever got so fed up with being constipated that they just jam their fingers up their ass and pull the fucker out? NO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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