dr lopez Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 The "Brief Safe" Fake Dirty Underwear Home Safe The "Brief Safe" is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn't you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown). sears sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Smuckers Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 fucking brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 I actually have two of these. Good luck finding my MD of unreleased AFX when I throw these in the dirty clothes pile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted May 31, 2010 Author Share Posted May 31, 2010 i just love the utter white trash-ness of the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bramsworth Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 As sick as it looks this is actually a pretty clever idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 this will be perfect to hide in my pile of actually-soiled underwear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 this will be perfect to hide in my pile of actually-soiled underwear irl lol! (btw first time i've said that- feels a little dirty tbh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 this will be perfect to hide in my pile of actually-soiled underwear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 why would you buy this? easier to just make your own? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 why would you buy this? easier to just make your own? Perhaps the idea of faux-poop stains are more palatable than any DIY efforts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiddleBot Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 everyone starts buying these==cavity searches for everyone. and since they just passed a new regulation in Canada that all strip searches must be done by members of your own sex, and I'm heterosexual, i'll pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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