Cat Names

[YEK]

lucy

[Guest tht tne]

clarence "gatemouth" brown

[YEK]

Olive

[Guest Al Hounos]

Cholera

Ebola

 

they're lovely sounding names, are they not? :S

[Guest Adjective]

study what sounds attract the cat to you and compose a name out of that.

you could make naming the cat a week+ long project, threads with sound clips, kitten videos.

you could feed the forum for a while on that

[Guest Calx Sherbet]

Perlence Subrange

[GORDO]

GORDO

 

or

 

gordito

[Guest plok]

tubgirl

[kichiguy]

spook.. he's black.

[keltoi]

lil fucker

[Guest Gary C]

I recommended Tammy and it went down well. Opens the door for a male cat to be called Marvin.

[Guest Yegg]

I recommended Tammy and it went down well. Opens the door for a male cat to be called Marvin.

 

No way! Only strippers and escorts are named Tammy nowadays.

[Guest Gary C]

The cat was ultimately named itself Dusty.

 

Here's a cute picture. I imagine her looking staunch in front of a commie flag. Photoshop anyone?

 

[jules]

Spray

 

short for Spraynard

 

spraynard james keetan

[QBLA]

name it facepalm.

[chassis]

Schrödinger

[Guest happycase]

Eko Eko Azarak. She's dead now.

[Guest happycase]

Owning a cat will teach you a lot about the limits of how much you can or should expect to be able to control another living being. Cats are emotionally confusing. I mean people talk about how fussy cats are, but cats are vindictive animals at times. And sometimes they follow you around the house wanting attention, and then you pick them up and they’re like “I DON’T WANT TO GET PICKED UP I JUST WANT TO FOLLOW YOU FROM ROOM TO ROOM!” and you’re like, “Cat, can I just pet you for five minutes and have this over with?” and the cat’s like “Don’t patronize me!” Every single cat owner has had that discussion with their cat.

And sometimes SOMETIMES they come and lay down next to you when you’ve had a hard day and they lay in their own little way, and you are comforted and you think, “Having cats can be a sweet experience.” And then you pick them up for a sad lonely cat hug, and the cat’s like “Oh, you know I don’t like that.” and bolts and you’re like “GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT, THAT HUG ISN’T OVER YET!”

So yeah. Cats. They’re something.

[Guest Franklin]

Owning a cat will teach you a lot about the limits of how much you can or should expect to be able to control another living being. Cats are emotionally confusing. I mean people talk about how fussy cats are, but cats are vindictive animals at times. And sometimes they follow you around the house wanting attention, and then you pick them up and they’re like “I DON’T WANT TO GET PICKED UP I JUST WANT TO FOLLOW YOU FROM ROOM TO ROOM!” and you’re like, “Cat, can I just pet you for five minutes and have this over with?” and the cat’s like “Don’t patronize me!” Every single cat owner has had that discussion with their cat.

And sometimes SOMETIMES they come and lay down next to you when you’ve had a hard day and they lay in their own little way, and you are comforted and you think, “Having cats can be a sweet experience.” And then you pick them up for a sad lonely cat hug, and the cat’s like “Oh, you know I don’t like that.” and bolts and you’re like “GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT, THAT HUG ISN’T OVER YET!”

So yeah. Cats. They’re something.

 

fuck you this is exactly what my cat is like. and it kills me. brings new light to what the buddha taught.

[YEK]

Owning a cat will teach you a lot about the limits of how much you can or should expect to be able to control another living being. Cats are emotionally confusing. I mean people talk about how fussy cats are, but cats are vindictive animals at times. And sometimes they follow you around the house wanting attention, and then you pick them up and they’re like “I DON’T WANT TO GET PICKED UP I JUST WANT TO FOLLOW YOU FROM ROOM TO ROOM!” and you’re like, “Cat, can I just pet you for five minutes and have this over with?” and the cat’s like “Don’t patronize me!” Every single cat owner has had that discussion with their cat.

And sometimes SOMETIMES they come and lay down next to you when you’ve had a hard day and they lay in their own little way, and you are comforted and you think, “Having cats can be a sweet experience.” And then you pick them up for a sad lonely cat hug, and the cat’s like “Oh, you know I don’t like that.” and bolts and you’re like “GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT, THAT HUG ISN’T OVER YET!”

So yeah. Cats. They’re something.

 

fuck you this is exactly what my cat is like. and it kills me. brings new light to what the buddha taught.

my family cat is like this too. we should have named him "finicky"

[Capsaicin]

Meow Zedong

[Guest Yegg]

Dusty Gozongas