Guest Rambo Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 I have created a new sport. It's just at the conceptual stage but worth sharing. This is a 2 player sport, played on a snooker table with a rail that goes round the edge of the table. Both players are chained to the rail for the duration of the game with the ability to travel right around the table. The aim is to either win the game of snooker or to beat your opponent into submission. You aren't allowed to move for 2 seconds after you have taken your shot in order to give your opponent a small window of time to shoot before being attacked. I'd like to hear your suggestions about my game and/or any ideas you have for new and innovative sports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4d0 Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 you should use short cues so you can't poke your opponent from across the table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 call it Snuk'em. man1: fancy a quick game of Snuk'em? man2: yes, okay. i must warn you though, i'm pretty good at Snuk'em. man1: me too. how many murderdeathkills you got? man2: 42... 6 of those are by decapitation. man1: sweet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 snuk'em lol Also, you could settle pub arguments playing snuk'em without worry of police interference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Can you use the balls to beat your opposition? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 how many murderdeathkills you got? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Without the rail we call that 'the weekend'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I can't divulge too much, as there are still some details yet to be finalized. But lets just say, both Rambo & myself have had some very interesting PMs, from lets just say, a very successful developer of sports video games. *cough EA Sports* Snuk'em™ coming soon on; Panasonic 3DO, Philips CD-i & Amiga CD32. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 cock cock dick, it's a variant of duck duck goose, and i'm sure some of you are already very good at it... i don't play, myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 two teams of ten compete over who can fill a telephone box more with their shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Can you use the balls to beat your opposition? We have a very strict framework of allowable violence and yes this does fall well within that framework. Only the 'permananetly potted' balls can be used as weapons though so after you start potting the reds they are allowable and then eventually the colours. I'll be honest this is all extremely promising watmm. I hope it's a big success. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Can you use the balls to beat your opposition? We have a very strict framework of allowable violence and yes this does fall well within that framework. Only the 'permananetly potted' balls can be used as weapons though so after you start potting the reds they are allowable and then eventually the colours. I'll be honest this is all extremely promising watmm. I hope it's a big success. As with any sport, hydration is an issue. What beverages are allowed in this game. Water will give you the hydrated edge over your opposition. But is beer permitted? If Im drunk I probably wont submit even if im getting raped with a snooker ball. Also I foresee problems with vodka as it may be poured in wounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Hydration certainly is an issue, Chassis. These are all great questions and i cant pretend that we have answers for all of them but i can assure you that absolutely no beverages will be allowed to be rested on the snooker table at any point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 What about mixed doubles? I mean bringing a lady friend along. I like to stick a snooker rest up a random girl's whiskers wahina on a Saturday night anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 your opponent's tears are the only acceptable sources of your rehydration in snuk'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I hadn't thought about doubles. I can only assume that doubles would be truly gruesome events only enjoyed by maniacs. There's no pretense when it comes to Snuk'em doubles matches, just a pure unadulterated war of attrition. It cunjures up images of Snuk'em tables found round the back of bowling alleys or pub in carparks as an attempted legal front for gang violence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I've just killed a mosquito by throwing a clothes hanger at it. Beat that Mr Miyagi you weird old bastard. Sorry, had to tell somebody. Edit:Actually that's not a bad idea. Man armed only with hanger versus progressively larger animals. I reckon I could do up to a horse, not sure about anything beyond that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 i've been jotting down some taglines... snuk'em before they snuk'em you! snuk'em or be snuk'd. takes two to snuk'em. two men enter, one snuk'em leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 And the referee has to be John Virgo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I like the idea of televised Snuk'em being played in silence just like snooker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 for those interested in snuk'em, a complete set of the rules can be found at the official snuk'em website: adriansbathrooms.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Hydration certainly is an issue, Chassis. These are all great questions and i cant pretend that we have answers for all of them but i can assure you that absolutely no beverages will be allowed to be rested on the snooker table at any point. If this you can guarantee Rambo, I'm happy. We cant have the playing surface compromised. Then were no better than animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Hydration certainly is an issue, Chassis. These are all great questions and i cant pretend that we have answers for all of them but i can assure you that absolutely no beverages will be allowed to be rested on the snooker table at any point. If this you can guarantee Rambo, I'm happy. We cant have the playing surface compromised. Then were no better than animals. It's a gentleman's game. Formal dinner suit only. Perhaps a slightly outre bow tie or waistcoat for the personality players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Indeed. *chalks cue* I've gone for the waistcoat with nothing worn underneath and sealed with a white bow tie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 your opponent's tears are the only acceptable sources of your rehydration in snuk'em. No blood drinking? What if it's mixed in with the tears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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