perunamuusi Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 the large hellish collider is a machine invented by atheists to prove the non-existence of god once and for all by attempting to blow up the world from within by manufacturing a black hole. their "logic" is that if god does exist then he will stop it from wiping out all of existence. now you understand why we have to stop them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 If it all goes wrong and it opens up a black hole underneath Switzerland then that's no more Tobelerone for any of us. Atheist or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 didn't a time traveler stop them the last time they attempted this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 My memory, so fucked. "the hypothesized Higgs boson... might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest the anonymous forumite Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Its main aim is to disprove God and piss off all the christians. Not at all Bro, thanks to infinite regression. What do you believe created Higgs' boson ? And so on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 This fits perfectly with a report in 1927 in which, whilst skiing in Switzerland, 4 British tourists were caught in an avalanche. Despite being buried deep in snow and having many of their bones broken the men were saved after luckily stumbling upon a bunch of theoretical particles that transported them forwards in time to tomorrow, when they'll tell us about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementia Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 It'll be the Hardon Collider for many scientists worldwide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 It's a reverse-engineered pineal gland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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