Fred McGriff Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 I need a totally bitching name for a company. Let's say hypothetically I'm starting a bank that helps dig people out of the housing crisis, people that have troubled mortgages. I want the customer to feel safe and assured, not intimidated. I want the customer to feel like it's not their fault that they got in this mess. I want the customer to be like, there is hope and trust with this company. Any ideas? I'll paypal 20 bucks to the best suggestion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 the sperm bank "we'll clean up this hot mess" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted August 17, 2011 Author Share Posted August 17, 2011 *jots it down* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Raise The Roofs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Hope, Trust & Goodhead LLC Booth, Brown & Tilapia LCC A Totally Benevolent Corporation, Inc. We Care Because You Do, Inc. dba We Care A Lot FNM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted August 17, 2011 Author Share Posted August 17, 2011 :D i need it to say "the hard part is over"... what's a word or object or idea that says, hey man, the hard part's over now, it's time to get this shit fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Immortal Cobra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 crime dog financial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted August 17, 2011 Author Share Posted August 17, 2011 Immortal Cobra is the frontrunner. Needs less syllables. This needs to be a game changer of a company, like "Apple" or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 :D i need it to say "the hard part is over"... what's a word or object or idea that says, hey man, the hard part's over now, it's time to get this shit fixed Reassurativity, Inc. Serenity Now & Sons Oversteps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 "you won't have to move often with oversteps!" That one's on the house, Fred. The house you can keep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattern recognition Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 CASH ATTACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattern recognition Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 CASH ATTACK awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 :D i need it to say "the hard part is over"... what's a word or object or idea that says, hey man, the hard part's over now, it's time to get this shit fixed Reassurativity, Inc. Serenity Now & Sons Oversteps lol, Lloyd Braun is a quality name. also Paul Hardcastle. I'd trust a bank with either of those names. Hardcastle. that is trustworthy and related to housing in a "we have been in the game a long time so we know what we are doing" kind of way. Hardcastle could be a pillar of strength and stability in such a flimsy housing market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 HouseAid :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Benjaminz 'R' Us Tagline: And benjaminz could be you, too! Spokesperson: Montel Williams Corporate Standing: Suspended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted August 17, 2011 Author Share Posted August 17, 2011 I just came up with the tagline. The tagline is "Bringing You Home." 5 pages go! Benjaminz 'R' Us Tagline: And benjaminz could be you, too! Spokesperson: Montel Williams Corporate Standing: Suspended lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 CASH ATTACK Picture of Fred like this one. Open suitcase filled with money on the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Attack is so hostile, though, Rambo. I know because you're Rambo that you expect homeowners to not be complete pussies, but in my experience, they are. Since they're pussies, how about "Cashgasm" or "Cashilingus" (tagline: it's not pee, it's my cashgasm!" or "You are not abnormal, don't hold back your cashgasms, we're here to help") or actually fuck it, cashgasms is fucking stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 rushup bank 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Home Stretch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Cashgasms is totally legitimate. It sounds like something people want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted August 17, 2011 Author Share Posted August 17, 2011 cashgasm new frontrunner home stretch - that's legit modey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Pretty goofy but Greek gods have some interesting names. Elpis is the spirit of hope, however maybe that sounds a little bit too much like El Piss for you. Also, if the names are a bit too much you may find that we've wrung a root word out of them that you can play with. You have stuff like Nostos which has relevant meaning perhaps but doesn't look so good. Probably where nostalgia comes from. Glad I'm not starting a business. Cashgasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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