This is the thread where you post your poorly researched conspiracy theories and paranoid fantasies

[Guest Adjective]

every neutron, proton and electron contains an entire universe, sort of like

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GDC3u8k02c

i've visualized that same sort of scene many times, it's a nice thought

[roasty]

mcdonalds lace their buns with small amounts of laxatives so that their food can be properly passed, otherwise it would get fairly blocked up in there

[vertsk8er419]

impotentwhitecapitalist is 15 years old.

was it my sentence structure? forgive my shit post, i was terribly distant yet entirely there at my computer upon typing so

 

can someone put an essines beard on this? >

[Atop]

Oprah secretly recruits for Scientology

Oprah runs secret school in S Africa to start cult of witches under her command

Oprah plans to use her witchcult and Scientologists to take over the world

[Cazador Mod Unit]

U.S. Drone Bases now on East African targeting missions once the Internet of things is fully operational so whenever you get tagged as terrorist (by the U.S. of course) robots are updated to send missiles at you when you dare entering their radars,

[roasty]

lol for use of "Internet of Things", been so long since I'd heard that expression...

[patternoverlap]

Cancers are actually alien intelligences attempting to reduce the population on earth.

[Guest KY]

Freemasons are actually an invention of elder Templars in order to resuscitate their age-old goal of rejoining a hermetic map and locating the master pole of all telluric currents.

[Lucas]

In some years, a massive destruction event will make us go back to a more primitive state and we'll have to hunt and gather food again. It's a sort of phantasm I have since a few years

[Guest Babar]

Steve Jobs died a while before his death was announced, that is, a couple days after the last keynote. They did so in the hope the new iPhone announcement would counterbalance Jobs's death impact on the stock market.

 

 

also

http://www.hindawi.com/journals/ijgp/2011/904132/

that's a paper from a bunch of chinese seismologists that describes haarp-like anomalous anomalies which happened before a massive earthquake. I already posted this on here, but I guess, once again, nobody will give a damn shit because it's well known haarp mythological elements come from the internet. Well maybe, but most if not all of these elements can be found in scientific papers, from large-scale seism induction to ionospheric lullabies.

[Guest Babar]

I was thinking : "hey Babar, are there any papers about the effects of electromagnetic fields on the mood ?"

http://scholar.googl...=Rechercher&lr=

 

Do ambient electromagnetic fields affect behaviour? A demonstration of the relationship between geomagnetic storm activity and suicide

 

how idm

 

*keeps living under 2x 220 kV*

[Cazador Mod Unit]

every neutron, proton and electron contains an entire universe, sort of like

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GDC3u8k02c

i've visualized that same sort of scene many times, it's a nice thought

 

there is nothing poorly researched or conspiracy theory or paranoid fantasy about that video.

[luke viia]

the 80s never actually happened and anyone who "remembers" them has had their memory altered by mysterious political forces. there is no way that shoulder pads, neon, crack cocaine and that terrible fish-bowl drum effect in 80s tunes could have actually simultaneously happened; it's too horrible to imagine

[Guest theSun]

barack obama is vishna and george bush is really a cat.

[luke viia]

bananas are really just spiders that have hibernated in one spot in a tree for too long and have grown a massive stalk of white mold from their back-butts.

 

similarly, potatoes are actually just beetles with a sort of elephantitus that they acquire from straying too close to infectious potato vines in the dirt. once the vine attaches itself, all hope is lost for the beetle as it must dedicate its life to amassing starch, ultimately to be fed to ungrateful children who will claim the beetle is tasteless without butter

[Cazador Mod Unit]

poor beetles.

 

Steve Jobs is the first iteration of what will become the new global religion which involves a pseudo benevolent messianic leader with good taste selling expensive machines already proven to be irresistible to all but the most fanatic luddites / anarchists, all of which are currently being tagged as terrorists so they will have to leave modern civilization behind or resign to live life 100% Matrix style.

[Npoess]

bananas are really just spiders that have hibernated in one spot in a tree for too long and have grown a massive stalk of white mold from their back-butts.

 

similarly, potatoes are actually just beetles with a sort of elephantitus that they acquire from straying too close to infectious potato vines in the dirt. once the vine attaches itself, all hope is lost for the beetle as it must dedicate its life to amassing starch, ultimately to be fed to ungrateful children who will claim the beetle is tasteless without butter

 

[luke viia]

[chassis]

Joyrex is actually David Cameron.

[huzur]

sup is former president gerald ford

 

ROFFELMAYO

[Guest KY]

Freemasons are actually an invention of elder Templars in order to resuscitate their age-old goal of rejoining a hermetic map and locating the master pole of all telluric currents.

Alright, I can't believe I have to explain this to you guys.

 

 

Freemasons sup are is actually an invention of elder Templars Joyrex in order to resuscitate their age-old goal of theocide into rejoining a hermetic map and locating the master pole of all telluric currents LTM.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest boo]

[Guest weed]

ahh finally a thread i can express my feelings about the rockets they shoot off to change the weather.. "make it rain" ..they launch from the canyons in irvine, and it always resembles an "X" ..numerous ones...either they are changing our moods or the weather, usually gets gloomy/ and or rainy after the X's show.. LA has the same thing. anyone else experience this?

[Guest KY]

ahh finally a thread i can express my feelings about the rockets they shoot off to change the weather.. "make it rain" ..they launch from the canyons in irvine, and it always resembles an "X" ..numerous ones...either they are changing our moods or the weather, usually gets gloomy/ and or rainy after the X's show.. LA has the same thing. anyone else experience this?

hey guys, anybody else on intense drugs?

[chassis]

Steve Jobs died a while before his death was announced, that is, a couple days after the last keynote. They did so in the hope the new iPhone announcement would counterbalance Jobs's death impact on the stock market.

 

 

also

http://www.hindawi.c...gp/2011/904132/

that's a paper from a bunch of chinese seismologists that describes haarp-like anomalous anomalies which happened before a massive earthquake. I already posted this on here, but I guess, once again, nobody will give a damn shit because it's well known haarp mythological elements come from the internet. Well maybe, but most if not all of these elements can be found in scientific papers, from large-scale seism induction to ionospheric lullabies.

Holy shit its babar